The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsNo Contest
Geez, why did I have to read this news? I really didn't need to know this.
A 64 year old man had sexual relations with calves.
Happy Holidays.
The man plead "no contest" to charges of using calves regularly for sexual gratification and was given 2 years probation, ordered to have psychological counseling (I sure bloody-well hope so), and to have an alcohol and drug abuse assessment done.
The guy admitted to stopping in for some passionate bestiality on a neighborhood barn routinely (about 50 times total) after a night of drinking and debauchery at a local strip club.
Won't somebody please think of the cattle?
What I think is funny, if anything from this story, is that the guy chose calves rather than full grown cows to get the job done.
What is with older guys wanting to date the young things?
I know calves are adorable, but that's just ridiculous.
WARNING: To the right is a picture of calf porn. Viewer discretion is advised.
Comments
Yep--pedophilia and bestiality--a nasty combination.
That is really sick and sad. Ugh.
Posted by: Elvira Black | December 29, 2005 12:51 AM
Udderly gross.
Posted by: Windigo | December 29, 2005 04:17 AM
Well women always complain about being treated like pieces of meat. He was just treating the meat like a woman.
Posted by: Jeff | December 29, 2005 06:18 AM
Wonder what he did to get them in the mooed?
Posted by: Diane | December 29, 2005 03:03 PM
At least we now know the source of the mad cow :)
Posted by: Wingnut | December 29, 2005 03:53 PM