The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsOoooh, Canada!
I knew there was a reason why I loved this country so much.
Canadian court lifts ban on ‘swingers’ clubsThat's right, the Supreme Court of Canada has lifted the ban on swingers clubs, and it was deemed that group sex is "neither prostitution nor a threat to society".
This is yet one more way that Canada is secretly taking over the US. More people from the States will be submitting to our power once they learn about the group action going on up here.
The case ruling comes from an issue in which a club owner was convicted of running a "bawdy house", which allowed members to have consensual, group sex in a private room behind locked doors.
But, because no money changed hands, the higher court ruled that it could not be considered a prostitution case and the man was released.
Afterwards, the man stated that the whole ordeal "will probably lead the way to a good future" as he plans to add a jacuzzi and swimming pool to his club, and investors are interested in his idea.
Ew, a jacuzzi and swimming pool? I wouldn't want to be swimming around in all those floaties.
Comments
Hm, group sex among Canadians...now just how would that compare with watching paint dry?
Wait -- are we talking about Eastern Canadians or Western Canadians here?
(Just kidding. Love ya, Sam.)
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto | December 28, 2005 03:55 AM
Now I know how you guys deal with the colder weather!
Posted by: Scott | December 28, 2005 05:56 AM
They gotta stay warm somehow. IIRC that is a valid legal defense in the Great Frozen Tundra
Posted by: Erik | December 28, 2005 06:35 AM
Hmmmmm........
not sure what to say to the floaties comment except that I'm hoping the pool is in a public use section of the house so that there are no floaties found in the water.
Posted by: David Earney | December 28, 2005 08:41 AM
I saw this the other day and was thinking about writing about it but I wasn't feeling really well at the time and I knew you wouldn't miss it anyways!
Posted by: Diane | December 28, 2005 03:53 PM