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» Top 9 Other Saddam Prison Complaints from Political Satire Fake News - The Nose On Your Face
Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein complained to the judge during the second session of his trial on Monday that he had to walk up four flights of stairs because of a broken elevator in the courthouse. We here at TNOYF [Read More]

» Only in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades from Committees of Correspondence
We are continuously hearing excited and breathless pronouncements of the latest polls. The Presidents approval rating is etc etc But today I decided to look at President Bush's approval rating from a different viewpoint. One I have not seen used b... [Read More]

» Weekend Party for the Politically Incorrect from Stop The ACLU
Political correctness is one of America’s worst enemies. It is opposite of freedom. What Is Political Correctness? Political Correctness (PC) is the communal tyranny that erupted in the 1980s. It was a spontaneous declaration that particular i... [Read More]

» ACLU to Sue the CIA from Stop The ACLU
Hat tip: SondraK The ACLU is up to their anti-US, anti-defense, anti-security litigation again. This time they are suing the CIA based on “secret prisons” and the allegations of one man. A US civil rights groups says it is taking the CIA... [Read More]

» Not Part of the Curriculum from Diane's Stuff
Yesterday I took my oldest son John out to the shop to meet up with Bruce, Reece’s older brother and while I was there I saw Reece and he told me that he got caught reading my blog in school. LMAO On a post titled What Rhymes With Douche no less. [Read More]

» Open Bar All Weekend! from Peakah's Provocations...
I usually do an Open Post on Sunday but this weekend is full of fun and activities. [Read More]

» 2005 White House Christmas Card from Stuck On Stupid
Double click the picture to enlarge. The 2005 Whitehouse Christmas Card just arrived . Unfortunately it doesn't wish a Merry Christmas, but has Psalm 28:7 (RSV). Linked To: Stop The ACLU-Weekend Party For The Politically Incorrect TMH's Bacon Bits-Bac... [Read More]

» Mehlman Blasts from freedom folks
When did being an idiot with a reality disconnect become a prized quality in party leadership? Never mind. Don't answer that. [Read More]

» (Open Trackback) Weekend Round-Up from The Right Nation
Good news from Pakistan: the No. 3 official of al-Qaida, Hamza Rabia, was killed early Thursday morning by a CIA missile attack on a safehouse. Pakistan's president later confirmed the militant leader's death: "Yes indeed, 200 percent", he said. Deta... [Read More]

» Will Benjamin Begin return to the Likud? from Tel-Chai Nation
The Jerusalem Post has reported that the son of Menachem Begin, Benny Begin, was asked by Netanyahu to return to working in the Likud [Read More]

» Ticketmaster reports problems with Rapture tickets from Those Bastards!
You've been a good soul. You’ve worshipped at your church every Sunday. It’s not one of those phony country club churches; it’s a real solid rock church that interprets the Bible literally. It’s the way John Wayne would have don... [Read More]

» Finally blogging Saturday: playing catchup from third world county
Well, I didn't advertise it as a "free linkpost" as I did with the "real" Open Post on Friday, but there were some interesting links pinged in anyway, so I’ll cut some slack for folks who have trouble with directions. Lord knows, I have enough ... [Read More]

» From The Files Of Prof. Stephen Hawking: On The Transplanting Of A Human Face from Point Five
Hello, I'm world famous physicist Stephen Hawking. Doctors announced today the first sucessful transplant of a human face... [Read More]

» Strange Bedfellows from The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles
December 3, 2005 Berkeley, California I'm so depressed, I can hardly bring myself to describe the horrible week I had, but I'll try. For months I've had a feeling something was not right in our relationship. At first it was [Read More]

» A Jury Of Thier Peers from freedom folks
The LA Times brings us the story of Theresa Dang who stands accused of stealing a policeman's flashlight during a protest that turned violent on May 25. [Read More]

» Elijah and Mike, Epsiode 1 from Conservative Cat
This is the first of what I hope will be many comic strips written by Barb Gigamaster and her friend J.D. Barb is smart, successful, and talented in multiple fields. Of all Bruce's children, she is the one most likely... [Read More]

» The Jihad Apocalypse from All Things Beautiful
There is much confusion in the West today over where and how non-statal Jihad groups first arose, what ideology motivates them, and what relationship these phenomena bear to the classical Islamic tradition. Just as the anti-Jewish statements of the New... [Read More]

» Shameful Admission from Radioactive Liberty
Yesterday, Fitch held a small press conference outside his southeastern Pennsylvania ranch style home, in which he admitted that his conduct during the Vietnam War was more than a mere youthful indiscretion. “The fact that I wasn’t born until 1972 is... [Read More]