The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsPC Terrorists
Moonbats, as we know, state idiotic things like terrorists are freedom fighters. However, many moonbats oppose this use of politically correct terminology for the word "terrorist".
Further, it is important to differentiate the terrorists who attack countries in order to annihilate those who believe in freedom from the terrorists who attack laboratories to eradicate animal testing.
That is to say, we should probably create a term for al-Qaeda terrorists that is different from a term for an animal rights terrorist.
So, to that end, I was thinking it might be neat to help the moonbats out...
WAIT, WAIT, don't leave, hear me out...
I mean, terrorist have been given such a bad name that it might be good to alter their title to something more admirable.
Hmmm... let's see, we could call them loyalists, but that would be contradictory.
How about the morally impaired? or, the sanity disabled? or, those with Deferred intelligence? or, troubled murderers?
I think it would be best left for my readers, who always seem to have brilliant ideas. What pc term for "terrorist" do you have? It could be for either al-Qaeda killers or for animal rights extremists.
Of course, if you know me at all, you know this is solely tongue-in-cheek.
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Posted by: Mr.D. | December 7, 2005 04:43 AM
I mean, terrorist have been given such a bad name that it might be good to alter their title to something more admirable.
Evil works for me.
Posted by: Dan Kauffman | December 7, 2005 08:42 AM
Personally...I'd like to just refer to them as piles of ash...but maybe that's just wishful thinking.
Posted by: Wonder Woman | December 7, 2005 08:56 AM
BTW...That goes for both types of terrorists.
Posted by: Wonder Woman | December 7, 2005 08:57 AM
One small flaw-
There's nothing admirable one can say about a terrorist.
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December 7, 2005 12:12 PM
Wonder Woman kind of beat me to it. I was going to say that it would be politically correct to call terrorists "dead." However "piles of ash" works better.
Posted by: FIAR | December 7, 2005 05:16 PM
I wish it was my idea, but it isn't...I always liked "spodeydope"
Posted by: Mike G | December 7, 2005 07:31 PM
Variations on the theme expressed by some people who had to deal with one of these moonbats:
Read the complete story on the moonbat here. Who, by the way, last time I heard was likely to be declared officially batty and not stand trial.
Posted by: Joe Huffman | December 7, 2005 09:37 PM
A more PC name for Terrorists,... hmmm,...
How about Mr. Regans Missunderstood Freedom Fighters, or how about Overly Agressive Killers formally known as Freedom Fighters.
Diane,
Years ago the US administration had nothing but good things to say about Osama Bin Missing and Saddammie, but that was then, this is now ;-)
Sam, congrats on the CBA's, looks like you'll be taking home the gold.
Z
Posted by: Zorpheous | December 8, 2005 07:02 AM
civilization challenged
Posted by: Claire | December 9, 2005 03:46 PM
I take it that "cocksuckers" is un-PC?
Posted by: Dave D | December 26, 2005 06:14 PM