Pole Dance Disaster Or Just An Idiot?
What the h*ll is wrong with some people?
I guess there are all sorts of ways to make money when it comes to fire poles. And, I thought only strippers made money from dancing around them.
It's been noted that a Georgian woman is suing a county fire department after she allegedly hurt herself sliding down the fire pole.
The money grubbing b---- claims the department was negligent when she slid down the pole at a 2003 party at the firehouse and injured her feet and ankles upon her landing.
Bet the stupid woman was all giggly and excited to be sliding down the fire pole and now she's a whiny brat. She blames the whole thing on them not immediately calling an ambulance to treat her injuries.
YOU'VE GOT HANDS AND A VOICE, DIPSH*T, PHONE 'EM YOURSELF!
In case you can't tell, I really despise fake lawsuits and the people who take advantage of them.
The idiot is claiming to have had surgery worth around $75,000 on her feet and ankles (hmmm... shady doctor?) and still can't walk (ah, shady lawyer too?).
If only I had a picture for this moron, she'd be in black and white to the left this week. Oh yes, and to answer that question: she's just an idiot.
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Comments
Well you know firemen have longer hoses... she was probably swooning or something and lost her sense of... whatever sense it is that keeps you from sliding down fire poles the wrong way. Despite that, definitely a stupid lawsuit. I vote for the electric chair.
Posted by: Windigo | December 2, 2005 04:01 AM
Kind of weird. Around here, the ambulances are actually AT the fire stations.
Posted by: von | December 2, 2005 07:22 AM