The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

For fictional writers out there, you may be interested in reading up on this.

Based on Brunner's Laws of Fiction, Eternity Road takes a look at the art of storytelling from a sexual stance stating that there must be more to a story than just sex.

So, if you're writing, or are going to write a fictional piece, note that depth is the key rather than some mere thrusting and throbbing.

However, if porn is your goal, then why not skip the storyline altogether and throw in a few glossy pics of yourself sprawled out on a shag carpet?