The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Contributed by Blue Blogging Soapbox.

This guest blogger thing must be cursed or somethng. Like another guest blogger, I immediately developed writer's block, followed by a bout of the flu like I haven't had in years. In my fever induced stupor I've been frantically scouring the net for something worthwhile to blog on.

Me and my big mouth!

At about 1:30 this morning, I found this little gem - The Slut o-meter.

While not quite 'Christmasy', I think I've resolved that part of the issue.

I couldn't quite accept Sam's rating when I plugged in her site, so I decided to try a couple of other sites as a baseline.

Liberal Party of Canada - www.liberal.ca
Promiscuity: 6.63% (320 / 4830)

Conservative Party of Canada - www.conservative.ca
Promiscuity: -261.24% (-3370 / 1290)

New Democratic Party of Canada - www.ndp.ca
Promiscuity: 3.91% (50 / 1280)

Bloc Quebecois - www.blocquebecois.org
Promiscuity: 14.29% (4 / 28)

Wow! So Sam's slightly less promiscuous than the NDP, but then she's got a long way to go before she can become a Conservative. ;-)

Having gone this far I decided to take the plunge myself.
Blue Blogging Soapbox - soapbox22.blogspot.com
Promiscuity: 66.3% (61 / 92)

At first I didn't know what to make of those results. Should I be proud or ashamed? What the hell - I used to be a sailor.
Nice to know the old dog still has it. When I thought about it, the results actually made sense. Considering I write about all the Canadian political
parties with a few stories thrown in about friends, the score makes a lot more sense.

Even so, I'm still kinda bummed about how 'clean' Sam emerged from all this.

H/T to Socialist Swine for this slutty adventure.

Oh yeah, that Christmas thing again:

HO HO HO

This article contributed by Blue Blogging Soapbox.