The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I had an article recently called Zany Questions in which I asked people to leave me a question to be answered. I thought I'd better answer this one from Mister Snitch now since it sounds like it's urgent:

"If you accidentally swallow paint, why can't you fix it by following up with paint remover?

(I kind of need that answer in a hurry if you don't mind.)"

I have to wonder why anyone would swallow paint in the first place.

Is this some sort of new fad the youth is doing, can you get high on the stuff? Or perhaps there's a tv programme, Trading Intestines where you "redecorate" your interior.

Although I'd be really tempted to goof around saying it was ok to do as a way of cleansing the system, I'm going to have to refrain from joking about it because I'm sure there's someone out there stupid enough to do it, then they'll attack me as a result of their own negligence.

So, DON'T do it.

(even if you're an idiot and really should)