The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsWatch Your A$$ And Don't Break The Glass
You're at an office Christmas party, there's a lot of drinking going on, there's a photocopier nearby. What do you do?
You know what you do.
According to Canon photocopier repairmen, 32% of their Christmas season calls have been to fix the glass plates after people attempted to photocopy various body parts.
As a result, Canon has increased the thickness of its glass in hopes of ending rear-end copying mishaps.
One of the most alarming tales comes from service engineer Steven Mannion of northern England: 'I had to repair a machine with a photocopy of a man's groin jammed in it'.That's one hard copy.
Mannion also added that
"The manager suggested an office identity parade to see who Canon could charge for the call-out charge."I guess this means that all you office perverts out there better lighten your load before the Christmas party, eh, lol.
Comments
"The manager suggested an office identity parade to see who Canon could charge for the call-out charge."
ROFLMAO!!
Posted by: SilverDragon | December 6, 2005 05:48 AM
I have photocopied my arse, face, and cleavage... The bad part is that I did it sober and not at a company christmas party and not in the presence of others.
Posted by: SeLiNa | December 6, 2005 12:00 PM
I've never understood the appeal. Don't you know what they look like anyway? Or is it the 'Enlarge' option that attracts?
Posted by: Oscar Wildebeest | December 6, 2005 02:02 PM
Yeah. I read that. Has someone sued Cannon perhaps? I'll think twice about cleaning the "skid makrs" off the copy glass next time...
Posted by: GW | December 7, 2005 05:25 AM
Too funny.
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