The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsNo More Stinky Poo?
Yes, you read that correctly, it's a fecal odor suppliment.
Apparently, you can take a pill that deodorises the smell of your poop. The 30 day supply allows you to experience the Whiff Revolution for only $15.
Whiff reduces the offensive smell of poop.
There are some side effects, but no big deal really, it only turns your sh*t green and gives you extreme gas to start.
Yup, not only can you "experience significant flatulence and/or diarrhea", but "Whiff turns your poop a distinct and rich green color".
But as good as all that sounds, and I know some of you are considering it (especially the granola munchers), it warns that their statement is NOT approved by the FDA.
Comments
That is hilarious in a very sick way!! Who would actually try that stuff!
Posted by: WebtrafficJunkie | December 2, 2005 12:06 PM
I have heard reports that drinking acidopholus(sp) milk will also reduce the odor, It won't change the color though.
Posted by: Mountain Mama | December 2, 2005 12:57 PM
I wouldn't use it 'cause my shit don't stink. Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana | December 2, 2005 02:27 PM
Man, I'd like to get this for a few of the women that work in my office. Sometimes I walk in the can and I have to turn around and march myself off to another non-smelly loo. I think there is one gal here who eats pasture grass, or the cow dung in the pasture. It's bad. Very bad.
Posted by: Donna | December 2, 2005 02:30 PM
This is truly wonderful news. Now if they can just do something about the taste.
Posted by: leftbanker | December 2, 2005 02:53 PM
Does it work on dogs??
Posted by: Leesa | December 2, 2005 04:13 PM
"experience significant flatulence and/or diarrhea"
Does it stop your farts from smelling as well though?
Posted by: Patrick | December 2, 2005 05:06 PM
i think the japanese pioneered this one. i've seen something like it on other sites with the text on the product (of course) in japanese. so i had to just go with what the user's experiences were. but i think the effects are the same. seems you can't have normal nice smelling movements.
Posted by: lesley | December 2, 2005 11:37 PM
Why? So you can sh*t your pants without becoming offensive company? Sheeesh!
Posted by: greensmile | December 3, 2005 06:52 AM
Hey, I'm the inventor of Whiff and I just wanted to answer Patrick's question. Yes, Whiff does reduce the odor of farts! And to answer WebtrafficJunkie, thousands of people are using Whiff!
Posted by: Steve Schuster | December 9, 2005 09:57 PM