The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsYou Might Be Trailer Trash If...
Here is a good list of why you, yourself, may be trailer trash.
Do you practise any of these behaviours?
Some of my favourites are...
"You have a stuffed animal in your home--extra points if it was your favorite Retriever."
"Your wife has ever asked you to get the transmission out of the kitchen because she wants to mop this month."
"You have flowers planted in your front yard in a bathroom appliance."
"You can't marry your current sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it."
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just popping in to say hello!
Posted by: heavenlyankh![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.samanthaburns.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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December 9, 2005 01:41 PM
You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk again. LMAO
Posted by: Diane![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.samanthaburns.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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December 9, 2005 05:25 PM
Samantha darlin', you have too much time on your hands. The trailer trash list is a hoot but most of the rest of that page is even funnier. I been laughing for ten minutes straight.
State motto for Kentucky: 5 million people, 15 last names.
Marth Stewart advises rednecks on the social graces:
"[]When dating (outside the family) always offer to bait your date's hook.
[]When you first meet a date's parents it's not polite to mention you got her number from a bathroom wall.
[] When dating it's important to establish with her parents what time she is expected back. If they say "Monday," it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time."
OK, maybe its me with too much time on my hands.
Posted by: greensmile | December 10, 2005 06:05 AM