The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsANNOUNCEMENT: 2005 MOTY Results
Cindy 
Sheehan
Please accept your award.
Cindy Sheehan: congratulations, you are the rabbit, I mean 2005 Moron Of The Year.
(Sorry, not rabbit. Rabbits are MUCH cuter.)
Of course, she isn't recognised as the Moron Of The Year for the death of her son: although horrible to die, he did depart a hero (wish she'd acknowledge that reality, but reality isn't quite her thing now is it?).
Cindy Sheehan is, however, credited as the first ever Moron Of The Year for numerous other reasons, all of which you can read about here.
As mentioned in the article on her:
Cindy Sheehan is a stark-raving mad anti-war protester who does nothing, but seek the fame of media attention all the while shaming her son after his death.I believe this is the reason why many of you out there chose and voted for Cindy Sheehan to win the 2005 MOTYs.
Sean Penn came in as a distant second for all of his moronic stunts, particularly his 'tardy look while bailing out water from his boat during a publicity stunt in New Orleans.
I'd like to thank once again A North American Patriot for the voting site and imaginekitty for such a fitting award design.
Now, on to more morons. I've got a feeling this year is going to be loaded with them.
See you again for the 2006 MOTYs (assuming it all remains successful), and congratulations again to Cindy "The Moron" Sheehan.
Comments
Aw, man! I was hoping it was...you-know-who! Oh, well. Thanks for giving us such a broad selection of morons to choose from.
Posted by: Dave D | January 13, 2006 05:04 AM
I knew it was going to be her, I just new it, but I was hoping it wouldn't be. She is being used for her heart ache and it has turned it into a joke. She has lost any legitimate argument she may have had. Unfortunately, she lost her husband as well as her son. She needs to stop and reclaim the shambles of her life.
Posted by: Dave - The Cubicle Reverend | January 13, 2006 05:23 AM
Congratulations!
Here is a pic of Ms. Sheehan accepting her award:
http://www.imaginekitty.com/external/pictures/sheehan_award.jpg
Eurgh! *shudder*
Sorry for that. :(
Posted by: Mark B. | January 13, 2006 05:33 AM
You know, I almost forgot about her. Thanks...
Posted by: von | January 13, 2006 05:49 AM
Cindy deserves this award and SO much more.
Posted by: Peace Moonbeam | January 13, 2006 08:12 AM
It really is a shame that people with use and influence certain people like her. I often wonder how Jane Fonda would have turned out if she hadn't "gotten in bed" with Tom Hayden. Of course, chemicals also added to her problems. (I voted for the NYT)
Posted by: Chief RZ | January 13, 2006 08:17 AM
CINDY ! CINDY! CINDY, yes dear you deserve this award, you worked hard for it and managed to keep me entertained every time you opened your saggy jaw. I think a tour is in order and may I suggest that you use the Ted Kennedy express for your travel arrangements.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler | January 13, 2006 03:35 PM
Well so much for assumptions. While I could see that blog leaned to the right, I thought it was also appealing to the left because it linked to my blogs and others. Was I ever wrong! I'm ok with having guest blogged at a site where I may strongly disagree with people on issues.
But this is a mean blog and I didn't realize that until I saw that you nominated Cindy Sheehan for moron of the year. Now that she's actually "won", I must say for whatever it's worth, I regret having contributed anything to this blog. There's no point providing my reasons because they're so obvious to all which is why I feel so disgusted with this blog.
Too bad I'm not famous enough to be moron of the week. That would be cool.
Posted by: Polunatic | January 13, 2006 05:42 PM
Polunatic,
Calling anyone a moron isn't exactly nice. Whom said this blog wasn’t supposed to offend anyone? The award is called the Moron of the Year award, not the Happy Buttery and Dancing Children award.
Sheehan is not a left or right issue, or pro-victory/anti-war issue. She is a moron for her actions and her crazy ramblings. I find it fairly disgusting what she has done in using her son's death for personal gain and by the looks of things so do most other people reading this blog since she was picked from very well qualified morons by a landslide. I have no idea why anyone would want to latch themselves to that moonbat. Don’t go into the depths of wearing a straight jacket with that nut just because you oppose the war.
Posted by: MrBig | January 13, 2006 06:07 PM
I like to think of cindy sheehan naked as I eat cold spaghetti. I like to pretend that she is my mom. sometimes i dream that i lay my head down on her bare chest and gaze at the stars and funny bony legged birds in the cold winter sky above dick cheneys montana ranch until she blindfolds me with her flappy boobs. then i think just about ranch ---- dressing.
now that she is a certified winner, now that she is the number one mormon, all my polygamist fantasies can also come into play -- man -- what i'd do to suzie sarandon... thank you sam burns. thank you very very munch.
Posted by: merkley??? | January 13, 2006 07:37 PM
merkley??? you owe me new underwear!
Posted by: Mark B. | January 13, 2006 08:46 PM
Anyone who voted for Cindy Sheehan should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.
Posted by: Lugosi | January 13, 2006 09:37 PM
merkley??? and Mark B. - the new comedy team.
Posted by: Sam | January 13, 2006 09:57 PM
Sam says, "merkley??? and Mark B. - the new comedy team."
Is this a good thing? Should I be frightened? I'm really bad at teaming up with people. As long as he/she isn't a douchebag I can make it work though. ;-)
Posted by: Mark B. | January 13, 2006 10:08 PM
Bite Me Lugosi
Posted by: Midnight Rambler | January 14, 2006 06:09 PM