2005 MOTYs
Voting has concluded for the 2005 Moron Of The Year awards.
Thank you to everyone who voted!
The Moron Of The Year will be announced this Friday, January 13, 2006.
Special thanks goes to A North American Patriot for setting me up with the voting site.
And, another special thanks goes to imaginekitty for the MOTY image.
Results posted January 13th.
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns






















Comments
My vote is in. I hope no one demands a recount.
Posted by: Mark B. | January 4, 2006 01:36 AM
I have a feeling Cindy is going to win by a landslide despite the fierce competition.
She should win anyway.
Posted by: DragonLady | January 4, 2006 03:15 AM
I voted for Ashlee Simpson, because I'd like to ram socks down her throat.
Posted by: peemil | January 4, 2006 03:11 PM
Hear Hear, DL!
Posted by: Diane | January 4, 2006 03:29 PM
I had to vote for Cindy - she's the only one on the list whose being moronic matters, or mattered. The rest are ephemeral morons.
Posted by: CMP | January 5, 2006 12:47 AM
No write in votes??? I wanted to vote for BRAD PITT AND TOM CRUISE
Posted by: Sharon | January 5, 2006 07:30 AM
I'd love it if everyone would vote for Janeane Garofalo.
Posted by: Dave D | January 5, 2006 10:36 AM
I voted for Janeane Garofalo Dave. And, lol to ramming socks down the throat of Ashlee Simpson. I agree that Brad and Tom should have been on the list. :)
Posted by: thirdee | January 5, 2006 05:38 PM
Its got ot be Cindy Sheehan, no wait... Katie Couric..... Yah Its Nancy Pelosi ... Oh Nevermind ... I vote for Cindy
Posted by: David | January 6, 2006 06:40 AM
Hear Hear, DL!
Posted by: Aldwyn | January 6, 2006 07:12 AM
Hey. I googled my name and got your website. Way to be.
Posted by: Sam Burns | January 6, 2006 09:57 AM
Hey, it's me again. I vote for Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston is sooooo over-rated! Plus he's wicked cute and could do much better!
Posted by: Sam Burns | January 6, 2006 09:59 AM
None of the usual suspects for this sort of thing are here: you know, George 'Doober' Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Big Dick Cheney, Richard 'Dr. Death' Perle, William Kristol, Doug 'Empire Boy' Feith, Paul 'Invade Now' Wolfowitz, Donald 'Rumjob' Rumsfeld, Tom 'DDT' Delay, Rick Sanatorium or the Ghost Of Leo Strauss. What gives ? Can you set up a collective award ? I'm sure they'd win. They'll be needing a new source of income shortly anyway.
Posted by: Donald Canard | January 6, 2006 11:24 AM
I'd always heard about the canards on the left, but never actually seen one blog...
Posted by: Mike | January 6, 2006 02:24 PM
I'd absolutely love to be blog rolled on your sight and have you blog rolled on mine. I love your sight, it's fantastic.
Posted by: Dave - The Cubicle Reverend | January 6, 2006 03:45 PM
As much as I hate to say it, I think it's Cindy Sheehan. The mother camped out at Bush's ranch.
Posted by: Dave - The Cubicle Reverend | January 6, 2006 03:58 PM
Can I change my vote to Donald Canard?
Posted by: Mark B. | January 6, 2006 04:03 PM
Dave - It's whomever you vote for. This is your chance to click the link and vote for whom you think should be the Moron of the Year.
Posted by: MrBig | January 6, 2006 04:53 PM
I don't see his name on the list of nominees, but I would like to write in the name of George W. Bush. After all, he's the one who led us into the fiasco in Iraq and caused the death of Cindy Sheehan's son.
Posted by: Lugosi | January 6, 2006 09:23 PM
Thank you for not nominating "the person who writes the Peace Moonbeam Chronicles."
Posted by: Peace Moonbeam | January 7, 2006 08:28 AM
Yeah, I saw Bush plug Sheehan's kid myself. It was terrible: blood everywhere, and the Chimperor-in-Chief was laughing and shooting up the whole place like it was some kind of a wild-west movie. Then he snorted a kilo of cocaine, ate the original copy of the U.S. Constitution, and personally carted all of Iraq's oil back to Crawford, Texas.
True story.
Posted by: Dave D | January 7, 2006 09:00 AM
I voted Anna Nicole SMith, she aggitates me badly
Posted by: Carmel | January 7, 2006 07:37 PM
Let's Go Ashlee... Let's Go... Woo... Woo!
Posted by: SeLiNa | January 8, 2006 07:29 AM
Vote is in!
Posted by: David Earney | January 8, 2006 11:16 AM
oops. Meant to comment.....wish Kanye West was on the list.
Posted by: David Earney | January 8, 2006 11:17 AM
We are infested with moonbats! I smell patchouli. *GAK*!
Posted by: Mark B. | January 8, 2006 05:37 PM
Since no one else has complained yet, I'll have to point out that you don't vote for the PM at all, that's decided at the Liberal leadership convention by at best 2% of the voting public.
Yeah I'm just teasing you, I say it the same way.
Posted by: saskboy | January 8, 2006 06:34 PM
Damn, I want to cheat and get caught!! ok, play it your way because, it is the moron of the week that really does count!!
Hi mr.big you too Sam
Posted by: Holly | January 9, 2006 06:11 PM
Hey Sam's website. Sup everybody? I had no idea that there were conservatives in Canada! Thanks for expanding my very poor knowledge of your great country. Love the maple leaf. -Sam Burns, American style!
Posted by: Sam Burns | January 10, 2006 05:11 AM
Ashlee Simpson is the one I selected although I can think of many, I settled for her because, well, she is so stupid and has no talent.
Posted by: Blue | January 10, 2006 11:43 AM
I had to pick Cindy Sheehan... How could you not!
Posted by: John | January 10, 2006 12:51 PM
I voted but was disappointed that Paris Hilton wasn't a choice. They don't get much more "mornic" then that one.
Posted by: Dariana | January 10, 2006 01:36 PM
Fun survey. But I'm more concerned with the Google Ad between your two posts on the Survey. Tonight they're promoting Ganga term papers. Google Adsense needs a nomination for moronic entity.
Posted by: Dee | January 10, 2006 09:42 PM
I want to change my vote after reading this: http://www.pdamerica.org/articles/chapters/ca-2006-01-07.php
but it looks like it happened this year. Looks like he'll be on the list for next years voting as well.
Posted by: Mark B. | January 11, 2006 10:31 AM
I have to cast a write-in vote for George W. Bush. Of course, you may be saving him for Moron of the Century, in which case I'll wait to cast my vote then.
Posted by: Robert Rouse | January 11, 2006 04:20 PM
It was a toss up between Cindy and Sean. Even though the vision of Sean Penn paddling around the streets of New Orleans still makes my sides hurt, in the end I had to go with Cindy. As sad a figure as she may be, I don't think I've ever seen anybody quite so clueless.
Posted by: Tom Bowler | January 11, 2006 05:48 PM
It was easy for me, Cindy hands down.
Posted by: Tom the Redhunter | January 11, 2006 07:31 PM
The moonbats are barking in here again. More predictable blather.
Posted by: Mark B. | January 12, 2006 11:52 AM
There are a lot of morons in contention, e.g., Ba Ba Streisand, Rosie Checks O'Donnell, et all. But Sean Penn takes the title hands down. He has got to be the most ignorant, loud-mouthed, spoiled little rich kid out there. The guy really needs to pull his head out of his ass before he completely suffocates!
Posted by: Mike | March 26, 2007 06:29 PM