The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Fitch Is Always Right unofficially asked me to list my predictions for the year 2006. So, after some long, heartfelt contemplation, I have come up with a list for you all.

Here goes:

A North American Patriot will finally win a weblog award when pitted against those annoying beavers.

Diane's Stuff and I'm just a girl will remain successful in their non-smoking endeavor.

Selfishly Asleep will make her break in the acting business and will star as Sam, in the new tv show about a nannying blogger called simply, Samantha.

Similar to Fitch's prediction that the Daily Kos will be booted from ttlb as a non-blog, I predict that ALL non-blogs will be booted out of the ttlb blog ranking system. (if the prediction doesn't come through, it will remain on my wish list nonetheless).

Unfortunately, Canada will continue to have a pussy of a government.

Slowly and unknowingly, Sam's site will become a pornography site.

I predict this will be yet another year of cheesy sequels to movies (hey, what can I say, it's a safe bet). Bring on The Dukes of Hazzard 2, Supercross 2, Monster-in-law 2, Bewitched 2, Son of the Mask 2, and Alone in the Dark 2.

I predict reality tv will die a horrible, but desired by many, death (perhaps that's just a dream of mine, though).

Velvet Revolver will come out with a new record (and by record, I mean cd to all you punk kids out there, lol).

The Conservative Cat will be recognised worldwide as the most amazing blogger of all time. I mean, he is a cat afterall.

And, linking to the one who started the predictions for 2006, The Deep Frozen, I don't know much about baseball and the Mets, but I predict that the Springfield Isotopes will finally win one.

Plus, I couldn't agree more that another huge natural distaster will happen in 2006, rivaling the tsunami and Katrina. And, stupid me for living near ocean level near the pacific, can only hope it won't be occurring here, but you can guarantee I won't be the one crying and whining that it was the PM's fault since I chose to live here.

And, finally, I will somehow figure out a way of proving that Fitch is NOT, in fact, always right, even if he was right about this being a fun article to write.

UPDATE: shoot, I forgot to add that this is like a tag thingy where you can write your own 2006 predictions and leave me a comment so that I can go check it out. I would be interested to hear what many of you have to say about this year and what's in store.