Another Victim Avenged
I could see PETA getting up in arms about this one.
Moonbat Monitor writes about a mouse who got its tail lit on fire after a man was burning it amongst the leaves in his yard. The mouse was terrorizing the man in his home, so the man took the mouse out to the pile of leaves, dropped it in there, and set the leaves on fire.
The mouse retaliated by running from out of the pile with its tail ablaze and into the man's house where it began setting fire to the place and its contents.
Everything was destroyed, but no one was hurt.
Well... no one got hurt, but the mouse - as PETA would cry.
I'm thinking the man would have been better off had he taken the mouse to the nearest laboratory for some animal testing. See, those pests ARE good for nothing, but for testing on and annoying home owners.
UPDATE: The man who started the fire now says that the story was a fabrication and that the mouse was actually dead before being tossed into the leaves, but I don't know if I believe that. Perhaps PETA has threatened the poor guy's life, and he has been reduced to a lie for the sake of personal protection.
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Comments
Well, if the the story is true, the guy deserved it. I mean, lighting a mouse on fire, gross!
Posted by: theduckthief | January 10, 2006 12:12 PM
I'm no animal rights activists or anything, but burning a mouse to death is just mean as heck. I'm glad the mouse went "suicide bomber" on the dude's house.
Posted by: moonbat monitor | January 10, 2006 03:00 PM
Burning is uncalled for, what's up with traps? I killed around a half dozen of the little buggers over Christmas, no blood, not even broken skin and definitely no setting fire to them.
Posted by: Stevo in Taichung | January 10, 2006 07:05 PM