The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

A man in Germany stopped to use a highway rest stop when he got stuck in the stall.

It seems there had been an awful lot of cold weather and snow in recent days that caused the bathroom lock to freeze.

The man, unable to get out, had to wait for someone to use the nearby stall and asked the person to phone for help.

Well, I guess it must be pretty boring to get stuck in a cold, bathroom stall, so I thought I'd jot down a few ideas on how to pass the time.

1. Count the squares of the toilet paper sheets (assuming there is toilet paper. Generally, you'll have to skip this game).

2. Play the guess that smell game by yourself: odds are you'll end up the winner every time.

3. You can count your frozen body parts.

4. If it's an outhouse, you can estimate how deep it is to the bottom. Then, guess how many bowel movements it would take to fill it up to the top.

5. Or, you can count how many poopsicles you see down there.

And finally...

6. Try to decode the tag (vandalism) on the bathroom stall walls.