The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsDiane's HOT Stuff
Dianes Stuff shared these with us in one of my comment sections that I felt deserved to be brought out front for you all.
Enjoy these "Ancient Chinese Proverbs"
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Thanks Dianes Stuff. These were hilarious.
Comments
Sam
here is one found also good
There is no economy in going to bed early to save candles if the result be twins
Posted by: Alan Kennedy | January 29, 2006 05:53 PM
Man who go to bed with itchy bottom awakes with smelly finger.
Posted by: Mark B. | January 29, 2006 06:16 PM
These are great!
Posted by: Leesa | January 29, 2006 08:32 PM
Woman who fly airplane upside down...crack up!
Posted by: Phillip | January 30, 2006 02:33 AM
Man with hand in pocket feel foolish; man with hole in pocket feel nuts.
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January 30, 2006 09:50 AM
And those were just a few! Here's the rest.
Posted by: Diane | January 30, 2006 02:29 PM
Frog who drink poison in morning; croak in evening.
Man who stick face in fruit juice - get punch in nose.
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January 30, 2006 03:03 PM
The grand piano one resembles something I mention whenever asked if I am willing to be an organ donor, which is that I once donated a piano to the church.
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January 30, 2006 03:28 PM