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Some college kid was apparently jailed for having condoms in her luggage.
Of course, the condoms were filled with a white substance, which later turned out to be flour, but she seemed to think that she had a lawsuit over the whole incident.
The girl told authorities that the flour-filled condoms were some sort of stress-relief dorm project.
This weirdo better not get a dime, in my opinion. Suing people for doing their job to protect society is pathetic enough, but what the heck kind of stress balls are those?
Sounds perverse to me, but then again, my mind is never far from the gutter.
Sure they're for relieving stress, but probably not for squeezing between the hand. Maybe for squeezing somewhere else, but I'm not going there.
Ack, this whole story is stressing me out, I'm off to get myself some de-stresser balls.
Comments
Hey, if you feel stressed... maybe you can sue!
Posted by: Rob Irwin | January 5, 2006 02:51 AM
Lol, na, I'd rather play with balls.
Posted by: Sam | January 5, 2006 03:00 AM
Maybe you aren't going there, but apparently she was.
Maybe the next time she does the homemade marital aid bit she might use something that won't be mistaken for an illegal substance.
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January 5, 2006 04:19 AM
I'll never look at fresh baked bread the same ever again. :(
Posted by: Mark B. | January 5, 2006 07:18 AM
I've got a great recipe for fresh-baked condom rolls, if anyone's interested.
Posted by: Dave D | January 5, 2006 10:38 AM
Sounds like she is looking to find a way to recoup the loss of buying a kilo of flour at a considerable mark-up.
Posted by: mdmhvonpa | January 5, 2006 11:42 AM
If you mix the flour with a bit of water it has the consistency of something else that finds itself in the end of a condom.
Same colour too.
Just saying- That's all.
Thanks for contributing Peemil- You go away now.
Posted by: peemil | January 5, 2006 03:24 PM
LOL.
oh gee, peemil, only you man
Posted by: Sam | January 5, 2006 04:06 PM