Fruity Children
It's been reported that Gwyneth Paltrow is pregnant again.
Yay, more celebrity baby names to make fun of.
Her first child was named Apple, so I suppose we have an Orange to come?
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Then maybe we can finally compare Apple's and Orange's!
Posted by: MrBig | January 14, 2006 12:52 PM
Pear has a nice ring to it (for a girl).
Posted by: Wandering Coyote | January 14, 2006 01:26 PM
No need to limit the choices. Apple's sibling could be banana, grape, fig, plum, pomegranate, tangerine. I kinda like tangerine myself...
Posted by: Carol | January 14, 2006 01:38 PM
I'd like to think that if it's a boy, he'll be named for her father, Bruce.
Posted by: Shelly | January 14, 2006 01:39 PM
For the kid's sake, I hope they don't name him/her "Ugli".
Posted by: Dave D | January 14, 2006 02:43 PM
I thnink the next spawn should be named after it's mother "Dog Tits". An apple does not fall from the tree, neither do genetics.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler | January 14, 2006 06:06 PM
I was betting on Microsoft.
Posted by: John McKay | January 14, 2006 08:13 PM
If it's a boy she might name him banana
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January 14, 2006 08:55 PM
What are "dog tits," exactly?
Posted by: Dave D | January 15, 2006 07:44 AM
Have you ever seen topless pics of Gwyneth Paltrow, her breasts remind me of a bitch minus a few sets. Thank god she only has two otherwise she may start adopting third world babies as part of her cause celeb.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler | January 15, 2006 10:25 AM
Haven't seen her topless, no. I'm looking forward to an opportunity to use the term "dog tits" in a future conversation, however!
Posted by: Dave D | January 15, 2006 03:24 PM
Dave D. - teets.
Lol.
Maybe she's having kids on purpose to increase her size or look, or something. Perhaps the first try didn't go so well, so she's hoping for a better chance the second time around.
Posted by: Sam | January 15, 2006 03:27 PM
God, lets hope she doesn't name the poor child cumquat...
Posted by: Jeff H | January 15, 2006 08:15 PM