Happy And Horny
Try the Team America How f*cking American are you? quiz.
I particularly enjoyed the which shoe do you wear question (watch for it, lol).
Here's my result and considering I'm Canadian, this is pretty accurate:

Thanks to The flying lumberyard
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You're a horny American and you're not even an American?
Now, about that lunch offer...
Posted by: Difster | January 20, 2006 01:39 PM
;-) Question is, how did you rank on the quiz? lol
Posted by: Sam | January 20, 2006 02:33 PM
Wheeewwww... I thought when I answered "Imported Beers" I had screwed my chances of being a "F**cking American."
Luckily, I still qualify...
Posted by: That 1 Guy | January 20, 2006 02:40 PM
Well, no one can blame you for drinking imported, I guess, considering there are many good beers from around the world. Maybe somehow that makes you more American since you're not a discriminatory boozer, lol.
Posted by: Sam | January 20, 2006 04:36 PM
Unfortunately Sam, there doesn't appear to be Horny F**cking American rating. I rated as a F**cking American. I'm sure the Horny part is implied. :)
Posted by: Difster | January 20, 2006 09:08 PM
It turns out that I am a Canadian-Baiting Uber-American. And I'm pretty sure I found Canada on a map once.
Posted by: AlanDP | January 21, 2006 10:50 AM