The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsMore Zany Questions Answered
These questions are from Eternity Road,
Shall I part my hair behind?Peaches are splendid; but, sometimes they're the pits. As for your hair, which hair: on the top or on your bottom?
Do I dare to eat a peach?
And, this question is from Parenthetical Remarks:
What light from yonder window breaks?I don't know, but it's blinding me, whatever it is. Actually, the light you see peeking through my curtains is either that of the computer monitor or from the porn flick I'm watching - this response is what I would call romantically killing Romeo and Juliet.
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My cousin was visiting from the U.K. one time and he tried a peach (they don't / didn't have peaches in the U.K. only nectarines).
Anyway, he was eating it and then pulled a very disgusted british face and said "ewww... i don't like the fuzzy bits"!
Posted by: SeLiNa | January 21, 2006 07:09 AM