The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Presently, the Oil For Food scandal is under investigation as Galloway is continuously accused of syphoning oil and money from the programme. Some link the Mariam Appeal to the Oil For Food programme, stating that Galloway allegedly used the Mariam Appeal to secretly transfer millions of barrels of oil.

No never going to get caught with oil on your hands.

Duh!

Galloway's name was dragged further through the mud as one of his spokepeople admitted to receiving payments from a businessperson "identified as a beneficiary of the scheme".

Aside from his charity money issues, the moron shows himself as a money hungry hound (or should I say pussycat) through his pursuit of lawsuit after lawsuit. He has had lawsuits against the Tribune and the Daily Telegraph (below are more lawsuit threats from the moron).

Some other inscrutable acts of Galloway include facing suspension from the House of Commons after calling a fellow MP a liar because the guy called Galloway out as a mouthpiece for Saddam Hussein - "liar" is a word that is strictly prohibited during meetings.

I'm surprised he didn't try to sue.

The 'tard has also been known to insult Prime Minister Tony Blair and his political alliance with US president George Bush by comparing them to Bill Clinton and his relationship with Monica Lewinsky. Further in his ignorance, he stuck his nose into business that wasn't his by telling the

"Arab World to use force against Israel to defend Palestinians."

He has also been sited saying pro-terrorist and anti-US slurs. He put his own country's troops at risk after calling insurgents in the country "martyrs" and Tony Blair and George Bush "terrorists". He also encouraged anti-US sentiments by saying to the Iraqi resistors that they were defeating the US soldiers on their own soil. He added,

"No American soldier who leaves his barracks can be sure that he will come back alive".

Further displaying his "treasonous" behaviour, Galloway said to Syrians,

"I say to you, citizens of the last Arab country, this is a time for courage, for unity, for wisdom, for determination, to face these enemies with the dignity your president has shown, and I believe, God willing, we will prevail and triumph".

But, Galloway got a little of his own cumuffins (?) when a student asked esteemed actor, John Malkovitch, who he'd like to fight to the death. Malkovitch replied that he would rather shoot Galloway and Fisk than get into a "messy bout of fisticuffs" with them.

Galloway, being the baby that he is, threatened lawsuit again.

Geez man, BE a man for once.

Galloway also got a dose of his own medicine when he was pelted with eggs at an anti-war rally. Although the eggs missed him, the message was clear that people consider him a traitor to his own country.

The rally was held amidst reports that mass graves of Iraqi Kurds and Shiites killed by Saddam's secret police were being dug open by Iraqis searching for the remains of their relatives. One Iraqi stated that

"the country is just one big grave."

So, let me get this straight. To Galloway, it's not okay to fight and die for the freedom of the numerous (UK/US fighting for Iraqi freedom), but it is okay to murder without reason (he supports Iraqis killing Western soldiers).

Ya, and what I can't believe is that the UK lets this go so easily. The England I know from the history books would have lynched his a$$ long ago, and the retarded commentary of his would have been quieted in one swift trip to the guillotine

Moreover, Galloway shows himself as an anti-US moron as he buddies up to Fidel Castro. They've gone moonlight swimming together (possibly in the buff) and Galloway is now believed to be writing an intimate portrayal of his chum, Castro.

Galloway talks up Castro as some sort of hero to Cuba, but facts don't lie. Prostitution, corruption, black marketeering, and desperation to flee the country are a few of the many problems Cuba faces.

And, for all his efforts in his anti-war campaigning, Galloway is not respected by Islamic extremists. Some extremists stormed a meeting he was attending and uttered death threats on Galloway, calling him a "false prophet".

Despite this, the moron continued in his anti-war cr*ppola by stating that

"All those New Labour MPs who voted for Mr. Blair and Mr. Bush's war have on their hands the blood of 100,000 people, many of them British soldiers, many US soldiers, most of them Iraqis."

I think the best response to that would be we'd rather have the blood a some on our hands than the blood of the whole world as terrorists took over.

Seriously, this is exactly why it's so important to remember the victory of WWII because it is so easy for one or two f*cknuts to try to rule the world.

Galloway's cumuffins have also gotten to him by way of divorce. This came to him after his wife learned of his indescretions with other women and his failure to "respect" his wife.

Clearly, he didn't take his Party's name, RESPECT, to heart.

Galloway's theme: first you get the money, then you get the oil, then you get the women.

(or perhaps they're interchangeable)

I suppose George Galloways most recent scandal is the one of his adventures in the Celebrity Big Brother show. Moron Galloway chose to shrug his responsibilities as an MP by entering the Big Brother house, neglecting his constituents. Most likely, again, for the sake of money as he is expected to personally earn between £60,000-£150,000 pounds and £100,000 pounds to another "charity".

Hmm... does anyone else smell the funneling of money?

And, while in the house, somehow his signatures appeared on several parliamentary motions. Since he was in the house during the time, he may be in breach of parliamentary rules because he didn't sign the motions in person.

But, the moron's spot on the tv show has not been unamusing. While he's been on the show, he has dressed like a vampire and fetishized acting like a cat (this link has the video to it).

Seriously fetishized.

Seriously, here's the video of it.

That's just messed up.

To end this, I'll just add that Galloway detests being described as a maverick, a rebel, and a dissident.

So, Galloway, in my opinion, you are not JUST a maverick, rebel, and dissident, you are also a moron.

Congratulations goes again to The World According To Nick for guessing correctly.