The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsMove Over Buckleys
Some scientists are finally telling us what we want to hear.
They are saying that it is better to be sick with a partner, than to isolate. They don't mean to intentionally cough or sneeze on one another, rather they encourage people to have hot sex.
In order to fight disease, they say that hot, passionate kisses and good sex is something that microbes fear most.
Through extensive research, it's been noted that sexual intercourse improves ones physical condition as well as builds the immune system.
This is a result of an increase in phagocytes, and they state that oftentimes, the number of these cells almost doubles after orgasm.
My question is shouldn't men get sick less often than women then? They always have orgasms, and women typically don't have them as often, and some, not at all. You'd think men's immune systems would be outstanding comparably.
What we really need to know is why are men such babies when they get sick? Always needing "mommy" to look after them. What's that all about, and how can we cure this sickness?
And, oh ya...
*cough* *cough* I think I need treatment.
Comments
It's a long way from Britland to where you are, Sam, so you'd be about three years older by the time I got there to 'partner' you...
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January 24, 2006 01:02 AM
Three years?
What? Are you going to swim there?
Posted by: peemil | January 24, 2006 03:28 AM
Sam, here's an Rx for your cough
1 treatment daily in the early AM,
Repeat as desired and 1x before going
to sleep.
Continue daily until you feel better or
until your cough if satisfied.
You could always ask your pharmacist for help.
Many are available 24/7.
Posted by: RichardP | January 24, 2006 04:29 AM
Peemil - if you're not over-fond of boats or 'planes, suggest-o and alternative?
(but I would arrive fit[ter than I am] )
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January 24, 2006 04:41 AM
This explains my frequent illnesses, but why is my wife never sick? Maybe I don't want to know.
Does self-medication count?
Posted by: Nixon1971 | January 24, 2006 05:58 AM
Since men are the weaker sex they need to orgasim more, since women are the stronger sex the need to orgasim less frequently.
Any member of any species who can push some thing that is about 5 to ten pounds in weight through a very small hole is very tough.
I have seen grown men weep at getting there fingers snashed with a hammer.
If you need to be healed I can drive...wait..you from Canada? Isn't it cold up there?
Posted by: Ole Blue | January 24, 2006 08:19 AM
Do you REALLY have a 5-10 lb. johnson?
Posted by: Dave D | January 24, 2006 11:00 AM
Aha, I knew my superior immune system wasn't due to heredity!
Posted by: SeLiNa | January 24, 2006 12:59 PM
"if you're not over-fond of boats or 'planes, suggest-o and alternative?"
A couple of valiums and a few beers always knocked me out on those long flights.
Posted by: peemil | January 24, 2006 03:33 PM
Ooooh! I'm off to fight infection RIGHT NOW
Posted by: Madame Meow | January 24, 2006 05:18 PM
The joke around our house for the last thirty years has been, "Sex. Joe's cure for everything." And it's just now people are taking my brilliance seriously.
Posted by: Joe Huffman | January 24, 2006 05:55 PM