The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsPizza Deliverers Beware
A German man/cannibal, convicted and jailed for manslaughter for 8 ½ years, is being ordered to re-trial after the state argued that the man was, instead, guilty of murder.
The 44 year old man, Armin Meiwes, denies that he's guilty of murder because he says that he was merely carrying out the wishes of the victim.
First of all, who in their right mind instructs someone to eat them?
The man states that he met the victim by internet and when the victim, a computer specialist, went to Meiwes' home, Meiwes severed the guy's penis and they both tried to eat it without success.
And, here I thought computer geeks were supposed to be smart.
Didn't they know that you should never try to eat a bone; you could choke on it.
Meiwes said that he was hoping the victim would bleed to death. He stated, " I wanted to eat him, but I didn't want to kill him."
Ya, 'cause wanting to eat someone is much better.
His legal team debates that Meiwes was merely "killing on request", which means he should only be sent to a maximum of 5 years for illegal euthanasia.
5 years for murder. H'okay then. Since he served 8, I guess that means he'll be released from jail if he wins and start eating out again.
Just remember, if you're a delivery person or computer specialist, skip his house unless you want to behis next dinner.
Comments
"First of all, who in their right mind instructs someone to eat them?"
You've never said to someone, "Eat me"? Not once?
Posted by: Dave D | January 30, 2006 11:01 AM
That reads like an urban legend. Unfortunately I know that it is true.
Posted by: Ole Blue | January 30, 2006 12:40 PM
That story was so surreal.
Posted by: Maidink | January 30, 2006 01:21 PM
Bite me! All the time- Eat me not that I can recall. This doesn't necessarily mean I'd turn down a free mustache ride.
Posted by: Diane | January 30, 2006 02:41 PM