The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsProsthetic Projectile
A man in Oregon attempted to flee from a state trooper by throwing his prosthetic legs at the copper.
I wonder how he thought he was going to get away without anything to run with.
The trooper stopped the man for driving in the wrong direction on the highway. The man smelled of alcohol, so the officer asked the man to step out of the vehicle.
What'd he say? Get out of the vehicle and put your legs up!
After the man attempted to flee from the cop, he turned and threw his false legs at the officer. One missed him and the other hit him in the chest.
The guy definately made some stupid mistakes because he was arrested for driving under the influence, reckless driving, resisting arrest, attempted assault on an officer, and bail was set to $45,000.
I don't know. Perhaps he thought he was getting a leg up on the situation by throwing the things at the cop.
I'll tell you this, though. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Comments
The real shame is that he will be unable to pay for all the tickets and fines... I hear they cost an arm AND a leg!
Posted by: Nixon Casablanca | January 30, 2006 03:52 AM
ROFLAO @ Nixon!
Posted by: MacBros | January 30, 2006 05:00 AM
*Groan* Boo!!! Hiss!!!
LOL.
Posted by: Mark B. | January 30, 2006 05:01 AM
That will be him stumped then!
Posted by: Barnze | January 30, 2006 07:48 AM
Imagine when this goes before a judge: all kinds of snickering and smarta** comments, so the judge issues a reprimand:
"I won't stand for this!"
And immediately wishes (s)he'd said "tolerate" instead.
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January 30, 2006 09:48 AM
LMAO That reminds me of a line or two from a John Mayall song-
Get my lips to a bottle, every once in a while-
Everything's crazy, I got a great big smile, but the question I'm asking is where did my legs go?
Posted by: Diane | January 30, 2006 02:33 PM