Sam Burns: Your Toilet Wench

Yup, that's how I'm going to die: being remembered as the toilet chick.
Composting Toilet World has done a news article on my interview with Green Party candidate, Scott Janzen.
So, does that mean that every time you take a dump on a bunch of worms, you'll think of the name Sam Burns?
Come to think of it, they should advertise on my site: they'd be a perfect sponsor.
My mind's always in the toilet, anyway.
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Comments
If you've ever seen the TV show Dead Like Me, that's how Gerogia dies - known as "toilet seat girl."
She's killed by the toilet seat from the Mir Space Station after it breaks up on re-entry to the Earth's atmosphere.
Posted by: David Earney | January 11, 2006 11:52 PM