The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This article contributed by The Land of Ozz

The following is a edited version of what Googlism returns when you type in "Sam". The information in the [brackets] was added to spice it up a little.

sam is saving us from ourselves
sam is in big trouble [for trying]
sam is the worst drug fiend in the world sam is nation's most [desired blogger] sam is now america's no [Moron] sam is evidently feeling the heat [from TTLB over this OTA thing] sam is stuck in the gulf without a compass [and a boat] sam is evil sam is near impossible [to contact via email] sam is now the world's #1 drug pusher [drugs of choice OTA and MOTW] sam is expected to make [a million for the OTA thing] sam is out to get you [some more traffic via OTA] sam is a chinese spy [planting stink bombs in your blog comments] sam is hooked on search and seizure and just can't stop it sam is my father [in-law] sam is this company's rich uncle [somebody's paying the bill] sam is a real vip [at Waffle House] sam is watching you [from behind those moron silhouettes] sam is facing a busy year [eating those cookies planted in your browsers] sam is not your dad [so don't ask for the keys to the car] sam is a bastard [step child of the TTLB ranking system] sam is watching you [I told you once, can't you tell?] sam is usually portrayed with a goatee [before her morning shave]

sam is pissed [because I picked these stupid Googlisms] [AND] sam is a mean jerk who hates me [even more than ever]

[now I will try to save face by saying]
sam is beloved
sam is beloved all over the world
sam is smarter than you
sam is beautiful
sam is sexy
sam is really sexy
sam is way hot
sam is indeed more beautiful in person than on tv [okay I'm guessing] sam is for you sam is the greatest homepage sam is saving us from ourselves sam is everywhere sam is here sam is here to stay sam is [yes she is]

Hat tip: Danny Kaye over at www.nothing important to.us who got it from Adjust.

I am known by TheOzz on my blog, but better known as Hank around the house.