The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSam's Search Hits
Here are some more of my weird search engine hits. I don't know how many of them are real, or if people might be playing around, but here they are...
darkstar spanking
toronto escorts
glamor models gone bad
mean celebrities
canada animal rights blogs
butt cracks
player lover
scalp bleach burns
father was the killer
kinkybits,com
pictures of Polyphemus getting stabbed in the eye
colin farrell sex tape clip blog
best commercial joke
photocopied arse
crazy canadian facts
crazy random questions
oprah duped
female public butt cracks
duck fart.com
TREMENDOUS CAMEL TOE
crazy big butts
pee in the pool commercial
HOT MUFF BLOG
squishee seller on "the simpsons"
World Cheer
angry cashiers
My favourites:
HOT MUFF BLOG - because I showed up second to a home and garden blog, lol, I didn't know those were the topics that domestic blogs discuss.
pee in the pool commercial - ew, there is one?
mean celebrities - there's gotta be a ton of those.
Gasp - and for shame not knowing who is the squishee seller on "the simpsons", Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from the Kwik-E-Mart of course.
Comments
I'm surprised you didn't make the top of the list for "lap snorkeling."
Posted by: Dave D | January 16, 2006 05:48 PM
Yep, those are as bad as the searches that hit my site. I really never knew so many people would be searching for grandmas having sex. It is a sick world out there.
Posted by: Ole Blue | January 16, 2006 06:31 PM
I don't check mine very often but when I do I notice there are a lot for Happy Birthday Flintstones and Mac posted a reply to some post with that in it so I'm sure that's why it's finding my blog, but I wonder- who the hell cares about Happy Birthday Flintstones?
Posted by: Diane | January 17, 2006 06:55 AM
it's scary what brings people to places. I've had people searching for information on inflating their private parts with saline, folks looking for dungeons and dragons porn and stuff so messed up I'm not repeating it...yikes ^_^
Posted by: Sheol | January 17, 2006 08:54 AM
What I don't get it why do people need to search for things like "enlargers" - I mean, doesn't enough spam mail covering the topic arrive at everyone's e-mail? Why search for it?
Posted by: MrBig | January 17, 2006 09:27 AM
Re peeing in pool commercial:
There was a series of PSAs by a group called YouthCAN, promoting a restaurant smoking ban in Fayetteville, Ark. One of them had a restaurant maitre d' asking customers whether they preferred the handwashing or non-handwashing section (i.e., restaurant employees washing hands after using the toilet), and the other had a swimming pool manager asking visitors whether they preferred the peeing or non-peeing section. In both ads, the horrified customers asked "But isn't there some kind of a law???!!"
I thought at the time that the ad was an inadvertent commentary on the liberal fetish for law--as if words in a statute book could force people to wash their hands or prevent them from peeing in a pool, if they wanted to do otherwise.
Posted by: Kevin Carson | January 17, 2006 10:48 AM