The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Well, that's what they say about bats anyhow.

A research study claims that where the female bats are horny little flying rodents, the males have large testicles and small brains, whereas in monogomous bat relationships, the male bats have large brains and small testes.

Apparently, there is some sort of evolutionary tradeoff depending on whether sex or intelligence is important.

And, this phenomenon doesn't stop with the bat. In cases of the chimps, promiscuity means larger testicles compared with gorillas who maintain exclusive access to a harem of females.

Geez, I wonder what that would look like in the human species.

Lots of dimwitted, horn dogs.

Oh wait, we've already got some of those out there.

I guess the AC/DC song "Big Balls" wouldn't be so great afterall.

"I got big balls" = I got no brains.

So women, if this works for the human species, and you're looking for a good sperm donor in your life, don't look to the size of his hands to know the size of the package, look to the size of his head (and I mean the one on top).