The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

diddling with his woohoo..

Bwahhaahaa!

Nutjob.

Bwahahaa!!

Back when I was night crew chief of a supermarket, I got called into the security room by the plainclothes security guy late one night. On the screen was a man in the pantyhose/cosmetics aisle, looking around and pacing back and forth. Sure enough, after about five minutes, he got up close to the product and began flogging his bishop (going a mile a minute). We called the po-po.

The guy was hauled out a few minutes later, crying. The videotape, I understand, was used as evidence. Not quite the "Pamela and Tommy Lee" video.

"I sure like how he claims he thought he was in the women's section and not the kids' section. Like that's SO much better."

In most jurisdictions that's the difference between misdemenour indecent exposure and
felony sexual battery upon a minor.

BIG difference, not that I believe he did not know where he was.

As your previous commenter stated, knowing where he was could be the difference in the level of the charge. Whether he knew what section he was in or not is argueable.

My 35 year old wife buys her clothes in the junior Miss section. I didn't realize that until a couple of weeks ago when I had to go with her and some friends to buy clothes, Her friends where upset she could buy from that section. It was at that point I realized there was a difference.

I'm sure he learned a valuable lesson from this... I just can't think of it.

I don't know if it's a difference between men and women or US and Canada, or me and you, but I was thinking more along the lines of "like that's SO much better" in a moral sense rather than a legal sense.

But, I get your point too.

Perhaps he had already been to the cosmetics counter and bought some lotion...

Heheheh...

... this is NOT a way to occupy your time while your partner shops for clothes.

Like this guy has a partner! LOL!

{shakin'head}

well, i guess there will be a by-election now.

I'd think he's trying to reduce the severity of his charges by claiming he was lost. But if you look at little kids clothing these days, you'd have a hard time distinguishing it from tramp clothing of yesteryear. The things some parents dress little girls in these days, is down right horrible in some cases. I'm not one for blaming clothes for how someone is treated, but I do think a person is treated how they look sometimes. Sometimes how someone looks is an accurate reflection of how they think about themselves, and other times it isn't. It's just not doing girls any favours though by encouraging them to show their belly button every day in Maraih Carey like clothing.