The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSome Zany Questions Answered
I asked readers a while ago to send some questions they have for me. Here are a couple of the questions and my responses.
Von asked,
"If you could make one person disappear, who would it be?"My response: Hmmmm... 1 person? Why only 1? Truthfully, I don't have any real enemies thusfar. Well, there was one person a few years ago who was vehemently against me for jealousy reasons, but that's it, and I don't care enough about the person to want to get rid of her.
I'm afraid I don't have a better answer for that one.
I also got a question from skegatz who asked,
"if it was proven to you that eating dried snot from your nose was good for your body, would you?"My response: You know, I've never really been a stickler for health anyhow.
Comments
Why one person? I'm so glad you asked.
You can't just go around making everyone dissappear you know. Pretty soon you'll be like that guy in that Twilight Zone episode that was in the basement when the whole world got bombed. So, there has to be a limit.
It doesn't really have to be an enemy really. It could be anyone. We aren't killing them, just simply making it so that they don't exist. Nothing painful, it's just for pretend.
For instance, if I could have made Jeneane Garafolio dissappear. Who would Dave have voted for on MOTW? Perhaps I could make the CEO of vonage dissappear, that way I could have a kick ass domain name. What about Al Franken? If I made Al dissappear, then I would never have that really annoying moment at lunch time when I accidently go to 680 am instead of 600 am, and I have to hear his very annoying voice.
So you see? There are many options.
Posted by: von | January 24, 2006 10:01 PM
There is only one s in dissappear isn't there? Damnit!
Posted by: von | January 24, 2006 10:11 PM
Lol, Von - I see your point. I would likely end up being the only one on earth in the end, so I'd better stick to just one.
Posted by: Sam | January 25, 2006 05:09 AM