The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns
Starvin' Sam
Did you know that for a mere click-through on the ads, less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can support a starving Sam?
Click through and transform a life.
By supporting a Sammy, you can give one blogger a chance to escape poverty and Friday night boredom.
Your generosity provides crucial assistance for Sam who faces PETA, moonbats, and extremely horrific Cindy Sheehan pictures.
Your support is urgently needed.
With a little bit of mouse clicking and a loving heart, you can change this blogger's life.
(Oh, don't pretend to be offended, you know you're laughing too)
Comments
I'll click yours if you click mine. :p
OK, that came out all wrong. Uhh...well, hmmm.
*looks at shoes*
*RUNS AWAY*
Posted by: Mark B. | January 9, 2006 09:02 AM
I was laughing until I noticed that tear... now I can't stop clicking the ads and wiping away my own tears!
God bless you, Sam... God bless you.
Posted by: That 1 Guy | January 9, 2006 11:23 AM
I can mail you a doughnut. I couldn't click the credit card ad. Every time my cursor got close to it it said "Don't even think about it, jerk!"
How do they know? :(
Posted by: Mark B. | January 9, 2006 08:08 PM
Mark B. - I clicked yours. I clicked yours good.
Ya, I'm surprised they allow credit card ads on my site. You'd think they'd know better there.
That 1 Guy - now I'm wiping the tears of laughter.
Posted by: Sam | January 10, 2006 03:33 AM
*grin*
Posted by: That 1 Guy | January 10, 2006 12:41 PM
*click*
*click*
hmmm... sounds better than google ads.
*click*
Posted by: Abbie | January 10, 2006 02:40 PM
Sam, be careful -- many pay-per-click ad networks clearly state in their Terms of Service that soliciting clicks constitutes click-fraud and will result in your termination from the program.
You might want to just delete this entry ...
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January 15, 2006 11:32 AM