The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsStoned Monkey
Many people seem to love monkey stories, so here's one for you all.
It is believed that there are some macaque monkeys roaming around Cambodia looking to get hopped up on goofballs.
They are being called "gangster monkeys" because they are stealing bags of glue from addicts, getting high, and then going around biting people and stealing laundry.
Well, they may be high, but they'll be dressed snazzy.
Just wait til they get ahold of some vehicle and start driving stoned.
But, officers are on the case. They have thusfar detained 15 monkeys.
Better catch all them monkeys, officers, because that's one drug dealing gang that you won't want holding all the power in your city.
They'll mess you up, if you don't pay up.
Comments
This reminds me of the story about the chimp that smoked you posted. Of course someone had to give that chimp his first cigarette- wonder how the monkeys came across the glue the first time? Sure makes you think about evolution. LOL
Posted by: Diane | January 17, 2006 06:52 AM
Please. *Please* tell me that second monkey is holding his other foot. Even if it's not true.
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January 17, 2006 09:31 AM