The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Difster asked me this zany question:

What would you do with your time if you had only 2 weeks left to live?

That would take a few hours of day 1.

Then, I'd go have a bath and while soaking, I'd think of another 10 things to add to my organised agenda. So, I'd finish my bath and head back to the "drawing board" to reschedule.

Eventually, I'll realise that it's lunch time and that I should go eat something. Seeing that it's only 1 of 7 days left, I should probably eat something elaborate and delicious, spending whatever I want to enjoy it, but no, I go to the kitchen to pick up the first available thing - a slice of bread. No time to toast it or put anything on it because I have to get back to rescheduling.

Once that's done, I'll spend the rest of the day calling everyone and telling people online that I have only 6 more days left to live.

That pretty much consumes my first day, other than a brief meal of microwaved leftovers or whatever I had the day before.

Day 2 willl pretty much go the same as I realise I've scheduled day 1 as if I still had a day 1 left. And, so on and so forth.

Actually, if I really had only one week to live, I'd do the three things I love most: sleep, eat, and well... you know. Okay, okay, I might take in a couple big adventures. #1 on that list would be free-fall skydiving.