Imitating The Celebs
Here's Jeff, the ultimate celebrity impersonator.
My favourite is the Tom Cruise one. The Arnold one ain't half bad, either.
Personally, I think he makes for a prettier Hilton.
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns
Crazy Sam cartoons from the mind of Samantha Burns
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February 28, 2006
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Toilet Paper Finds
Here are some images I found during a recent search on toilet paper:
It's amazing what you can forget when you drink too much.
Oh, To Be In A Finance Minister's Shoes
What is it with the jocularity of the Canadian government?
All these weird traditions and witty humour up on Parliament Hill and anywhere they make a speech.
The BC finance minister kept with tradition by wearing a new pair of shoes while announcing the latest budget.
The problem is that her shoes happened to be $600 Guccis, not exactly the image most Canadians want portrayed by their budget-conscious finance ministers.
The minister thought it would be funny to wear the $600 shoes along with her string pearls and stated,
"I believe strongly in infrastructure investment; my shoes are amortized over 20 years."Ha, ha.
Whoo boy, *wipes tears*, those politicians can be funny.
As a result of her attempt at a one-liner, she's taking the heat now for being seen as an eccentric, spendthrifty politician. But, as her defense, she claims that she wore 15 year old shoes at the last budget update and that the jacket she was wearing this time was from back when the mini-skirt was popular.
So, basically what she's saying is that she generally has poor taste in clothing. But, at least her pearls and Guccis make up for it.
Frankly, I couldn't care less, but this does make for a slightly humorous article. And, being a gal, I enjoyed writing this simply because it's a l story about a girl and her Guccis.
Beastiality And Young Love
Love is in the air,
From Sudan to New Delhi.
In Sudan, beastiality could end in marriage for you.
A man who was caught in a loving, tender moment with a goat has been forced to marry the creature.
Well, that's one way to make him pay for his crime.
The goat owner caught the man rocking the goat's world, so he captured the man and brought him to the elders who ordered the man to take the goat as his wife and pay the owner a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars.
The owner of the goat stated,
"we have given him the goat, and as far as we know, they are still together."Ahhh, love.
And, in New Delhi, people will do anything to get in the news as a 7 year old girl has been forced to take a dog as her husband.
The marriage for the girl is expected to ward off the 'evil eye' for her and her family after the girl's upper teeth appeared before her lower teeth - believed to be a bad omen in their culture. But, she will one day be able to marry a real man when she grows up.
The marriage was part of a three day ceremony with festivities.
Thinking about it, this couldn't just be an excuse for a party, now could it?
I just wonder how many little girls in New Delhi have a dog for a hubby. I mean, there's got to be an awful lot of kids who have their upper teeth grow in first.
So, does that mean boys have to marry a female dog? If so, it suggests that they are stuck with a bitch long before most guys are.
Ya, that's right, I just burned my own gender. Bite me.
When Good Guys Go Bad
It seems the web slinger, Spiderman's spidey sense was tingling to steal something recently.
A man walked into a comic book store wearing a spiderman mask, used a hammer to shatter a glass display case, and stole several issues of valuable comic books.
Among the stolen were Fantastic Four #1, X-Men #1, and Amazing Fantasy #15, valued around $2500 per issue.
Guess he's not such a friendly, neighbourhood Spiderman afterall.
I guess we'll have to change some of those Spiderman theme lyrics:
In the chill of the nightWe're going to have to change that last line to "He escapes just in time".
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time
Funniest part of this one is that
"employees thought nothing of a customer dressed in partial costume."At least, it's an everyday occurrence in the world of dork.
I guess once the guy's caught, his little kissy-kiss scene will be behind bars with Bubba.
February 27, 2006
Olympic Spirit
In the spirit of the olympics, here are some Worth1000 photoshopped images.
My personal favourite is Freestyle Skier Shooting.
What Coffee Are You Quiz
Hat Tip: Bloggin Outloud for this quiz
| You Are a Cappuccino |
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Yay, I'm a cr*p-a-ccino.
I don't know if I'm "girly girly" at heart at all, considering I can't stand chick flicks, gossip, or fluffy, light music. Give me some hard rock/heavy metal and let's get greased up working under the hood of something.
The following articles have trackbacked this article:
What kind of coffee are you? [by DragonLady's World]
Taiwan's Toilet Bowl Restaurant
Many may have heard about it before, but I just couldn't live with myself without reporting on it.
Yes, you heard me correctly, Taiwan has a toilet bowl restaurant.
If you are lucky enough to dine at this elegant restaurant, you will not only get to sit on the piss pot, but you'll get to eat from it as well.
The restaurant, Martun (named after the Chinese word Matong, or "toilet"), serves such edibles as earthy-coloured curry chicken and chocolate ice cream to give you a sense of what goes on behind a bathroom stall... as if you didn't already know.
Of course, the restaurant is purely for oddity and for something to talk about, but it does bring in the crowd.
And, I must say, if I were ever in the area, I'd have to take a squat in their finery, as well.
Here are some really good pictures of the restaurant and the servings.
I just wonder if you have to drop your knickers before you are seated.
Of course, I'm sure the jokes are flying about Poo Poo platters and eating number one and number two.
And, when you're done, don't forget to flush.
What I'd like to know, though, is when are these fantastic ideas coming to Western culture?
Intro To Moron Of The Week #22
Well, congratulations goes to John from Holstein Grove for breaking Stray Dog Found's month long winning streak.
So, now Holstein Grove has the challenge of maintaining the throne for three more weeks to match the record. Can it be done or will you be the next champ?
Let's find out.
Here is the standard info for the game:
To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?
PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.
Linked to blue star chronicles, third world county, don surber, right wing nation, bloggin outloud
Microwaved Body Part
A man in Pennsylvania was caught microwaving his penis at a local convenience store.
Police were called to investigate a case where a man walked into the convenience store and asked the clerk to microwave something he had wrapped in a paper towel. When it was done heating, the clerk went to pick the package up out of the nuclear-wave oven (as I call it) and apparently, a penis fell out.
The man quickly grabbed his package up off the ground and ran out of the store, leaving some bloody gauze behind.
Okay, it wasn't really the guy's penis, it was a fake one.
It was later determined by police that the case was not just a hoax, but a scam.
It seems the man was acting on behalf of his female companion who needed a urine sample to pass her job's drug test. The man apparently filled the dildo with his own urine and had it microwaved to body temperature as part of the scam.
The police plan to charge the couple, but they aren't sure what the charges will be yet.
May I suggest they be charged with "faking it"? Or, perhaps with "dropping the ball(s)"?
What's really funny is lostinlimaohio's take on it. She states,
"I just have to wonder where she was going to hide "device" because, you know, it's not like they let you take a purse or anything into the stall with you, and I can't imagine it fitting into her pocket.... so just where would she stick it???"I just don't want to know.
I really don't.
Further, if they did get the item in to pass as the sample, wouldn't they question the testosterone in the sample? I'm no medic or anything, but I would think that male urine is quite different from female urine.
What I'd like to know about the case is what was with the bloody gauze?
Hat Tip: lostinlimaohio for this news tidit.
February 24, 2006
OTA/Open Thread Weekend
Enjoy your weekend and please use this space to trackback your best, main page articles (just require link to this article, as always).
What's going on in the world:
123beta has some photos and other worthy reading news on the support Denmark rally.
Read and discuss Moonbat Monitor's take on the ports issue. In two words: "f*ck 'em".
Right Wing News has a Q&A this weekend with the question being "What If There Was A Civil War In Iraq?" Go there to read his response.
You can find more open trackbacks blogs by going to Linkfest Haven. Also, look to the right of this site to find out which OTA members are doing open trackbacks.
ADVICE: Trackback articles you want to promote that are still on your main blog page so that you can showcase your work (and it will help to attract readers).
Check out to the right side bar for who is doing open trackbacks this weekend, visit them, and link your best articles to their open trackback article, but be sure to link those you trackback in your own article.
Please do NOT link "I'm having an open trackback party" posts. They are not interesting for other readers and I'll be removing those links. You may leave a comment instead. I have a link on the right side bar already to those whom are doing open tracks, a second link is not required. I do understand some blogging software auto-trackbacks, so you are forgiven if that happens.
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Props to Akismet [by ★imaginekitty★]
Lego My Free Speech [by Blue Star Chronicles]
RALLY ANNOUNCEMENT [by Committees of Correspondence]
CARNIVAL OF THE CELEBRITIES [by Don Surber]
Accessories to the Crime [by Radioactive Liberty]
Scum Rises to the Top [by third world county]
Dubai Ports Deal: Security or Fear? [by Gribbit's Word]
France mourns death of Ilan Halimi [by Tel-Chai Nation]
For the West, bearer of civilization [by otimaster]
Carnival of Blue Stars # 3 [by Blue Star Chronicles]
Governor Kempthorne Explains Freedom to a Liberal [by Adam's Blog]
What Happens if You Throw a Civil War and Nobody Shows? [by The Truckin' Blog]
Dumb and dumber - only more so [by Mark My Words]
Releasing Stress [by Animus Ex Machina]
Keeping your eye on the prize: holding the Bush Administration accountable for its actions [by Those Bastards!]
Spider-Man's new BLACK costume! [by reverse_vampyr]
Can You Tell?
Go ahead and take the challenge to see whether these images are fake or foto.
I got 6 of 10 correct. The computer graphics can be pretty tricky.
Here are some more: fake or foto
Your Favourite Word
Here is a site where you can share your favourite word and explain why.
I didn't add mine to the list, but my favourite word is fathom, not the unit of measurement "fathom", but the comprehension "fathom".
I just enjoy hearing people say that they "fathom" something or that it's "unfathomable".
So, what's your favourite word and why?
Google Ads: What's Up With That?
If you've been to my site, which everyone who is reading this has (duh), you possibly have seen this...
The annoying Google Ads search engine.
Well, it annoys the snot out of me anyhow, and I'll tell you why.
First let me explain for those who aren't aware. The purpose of putting Google Ads on your site is to make a few pennies here and there if readers click on the links. The other goal is to increase your chances of higher placement in the google search engine. Perhaps there are more reasons, but those are the ones I know of.
The issue many people (including me) have with this whole thing is that they rarely show anything of interest or worthy of being clicked on. Like who the h*ll wants to SEARCH for ads? Not only that, but when you do type in a key word to search for, you get cr*p generally.
For example, I typed in "moron" into the ad search, and it came up with some Argentina study abroad hits. What are they saying about Argentina - full of morons or something, or do you have to be a moron to study in Argentina? It just doesn't make sense.
But, seeing as I'm still waiting on my blogads to pick up steam, I need to make a bit of money elsewhere for my blogging efforts, so I leave the google ads up.
And, come on. Don't I write about enough stuff with a fairly common theme that their ad search can't pick up on key terms?
Funny Blogs, Find Blogs, Free Blogs, Online Blogs
What's that cr*p all about?
Duh, I've got a blog. Come on, like you can't determine anything else from my site.
It used to show up with decent hits when I first started, but like a month later, it just shows that junk all the time. So, I thought I'd change placement to see if that makes a difference. No such luck; just cr*p all around.
And, I know I'm not the only victim of cr*ppy ads because I've seen this over and over again on other sites with google ads.
Lame-o!
Moron Revealed #21
Congratulations goes to John from Holstein Grove for being the one to break Stray Dog Found's month long winning streak.
Of course, Holstein Grove won the title for knowing that Alec Baldwin is, indeed, a moron.
So, what can I say about a moron who's already stuck his foot in his mouth on several occasions?
Of course, most recently, we know Baldwin for having stuck his foot in his mouth over calling US Vice President Dick Cheney a terrorist:
"Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately."Cripes, here's another moonbat making terrorism look good.
I mean, if Cheney's a "terrorist" for fighting AGAINST the enemy and protecting US citizens, then terrorism can't be all that bad, can it?
But, Baldwin did make an apology for the comment - as backhanded as it was. He apologised, but added insults (true, again, to moonbat style) calling Cheney a lying, thieving Oil Whore, a murderer of the US Constitution, and the worst VP in US history.
Such diplomacy and maturity from a possible future politician.
Yes, that's right, Baldwin is considering retiring one day from the celebrity bustle and entering the world of politics.
Man, it's good to be Canadian.
I don't have to deal with dumbarses like him up here (well, the tree-hugging hippies are all around us, but at least they aren't infesting the political system in any significant way).
And, Baldwin goes on to say that the US was "at peace under Clinton" and that "things seemed pretty good". Sure things were good and seemed peaceful - because you were ignoring the realities going on around you.
Like, for instance, ignoring the massive Rwandan genocide, the North Korean nuclear weapon threats (with only flimsy Accords on Clinton's part), and of course, the threats of Saddam Hussein and the impending terrorist attacks by Al Qaeda on American embassies and the USS Cole.
Yup, there was peace during the Clinton era alright. And now, the Republicans are cleaning up the mess left behind by that "peace".
Perhaps Baldwin should just go back to the good ol' days of narrating Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends.
He's about as loopy as The Cat in the Hat that he acted in.
Oh yes, and he is noted as being one of the most frequent hosts of the Saturday Night Live show.
No wonder that show's gone down the tubes over the years.
And, Baldwin suffers as a man in his relations with his ex-wife, Kim Basinger. He has been accused of being abusive throughout the marriage and there were further allegations that he has an anger management problem.
I guess an example of his aggressive foot-in-mouth can be found in his past discussion on Late Night with Conan O'Brien where Baldwin said about the Clinton impeachment case,
"if we were in another country, ... We would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and we’d kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families."
I suppose the only reason Baldwin was able to keep his career after that offensive display was because he's a moonbat. You see, whereas moonbats protest and freak out about such things, more civil, level-headed people out there leave it go as a lunatic commentary not worthy of acknowledging.
It's better to ignore a moonbat, then to freak out and become one of them.
(Or, just make fun of them like I do).
So, after the custody battle for his kids, Baldwin has decided to write a book on the whole thing. No kidding. Doesn't everyone have at least one book out there by now?
His goal for the book is to tackle the "dysfunctional" custody laws in California. At the same time, he refuses to share specific details of his own custody case because he was instructed
"not to discuss that with the press. I'm in the middle of making a deal to write a book about it."Here, let me interpret, the knob is just trying to profit from his experience by using his celebrity status to push his book rather than use the book to bring about awareness and potential change from the experience.
How hypocritical of a man who has said that
"the Reagan era taught more and more Americans to worry about themselves, and let "the market" take care of everybody else."Sounds to me more like the dweeb is jealous of anyone with greater power and knowledge than him.
So, Baldwin, when you moving to France again, or... anywhere, but Canada?
Oh ya, and did I mention he's a PETA dork?
All I have to say is, mmmmm... chicken.
More on the Moron:
ChickenHawk Express
I F***ED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A**
Baldwin quotes
Team America Kim Jong Il lyrics
Linked to stuck on stupid, third world county, rhymes with right, blue star chronicles, imaginekitty, don surber, tmh's bacon bits, voteswagon, adam's blog, the uncooperative blogger, the real ugly american, the liberal wrong, bloggin outloud, the bullwinkle blog, cao's blog, stop the aclu
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Laziness, Thy Name is Dawg [by Stray Dog Found]
Love In The Back Seat
I'm going back to driving school.
Apparently, now they're showing porn movies at traffic safety classes.
Okay, maybe it was a mistake, but still.
Officials in Fukuoka, Japan admitted to accidentally showing a porn during a lecture on road rules.
It seems that drivers in Fukuoka must watch a video on traffic rules before renewing their license, which meant that approximately 1600 drivers were listening to the lectures in nine different rooms at the time of the incident.
Talk about a bumper to bumper in more than one way.
It's funny, usually you hear them telling you to stop, you know stop at stop signs, stop at a red light; and with the video, I wouldn't doubt if they heard a whole lot of "oh, don't stop".
Officials stated that there was a shortage of original video, so they had to dub them, which is likely when the mistaken recording took place.
I just want to know what image showed up on the screen, especially if it was a sex scene taking place in the back seat of a car.
Now that would be funny.
February 23, 2006
Just For A Giggle
This one's for the ladies - Warning: bare bottoms, viewer discretion is advised, Football for women
This one's for the fellas - New Car Jack
And, this one's for everyone - understanding computer technology for the toilet-minded. Finally, computers make sense to me.
What Is Your Month Age?
What is it about telling children's age by the month?
I can kind of understand, perhaps, the history of it, but I don't quite get why after a child is one year old, they are still counted by their month rather than year.
For example, this news bit discusses a 23 month old who took his mom's van for a spin.
Why do people refer to a near 2 year old as 23 months old? Why not just say a two year old or a child who's almost 2 or something like that?
It probably has something to do with the past where a child wasn't really considered to be a human until it reached two years old, or that there was still a chance of a child dying before it reached two years old, but come on, this is the 21st century.
Does that happen in our modern society that frequently to have to still call a child by its month age? Ya, it still happens in the third world and all that, but not in the first world like it used to.
I think it's ridiculous calling kids by their month age, so I always say, they are 1 and a half or whatever age they are.
I guess we should just be glad that we don't have to go by our month age throughout our whole lives. What would I be by now, like 371 months old?
You Bet Your A$$
I find it quite odd, and a little amusing, that there is a new game show called You Bet Your Ass, and they openly say the word "ass" on the show.
The reason I find it odd is because despite the show's openness to saying that word, the tv guide just calls it You Bet Your A.
Isn't that word common usage in this day and age? I mean, I don't know a single kid or adult who hasn't used that word these days - in front of their parents or anytime.
And, what makes it so okay for the word to be on a cable tv show, but not okay to be on a cable tv guide?
It's just ass, and everybody has one.
Well, I looked further into this show, which has an online description of the show.
Isn't it just so Canadian that the winning prize is a colossal $500, unless you decide to double down for a huge $1000 windfall.
That's frickin' hilarious.
That sort of win is hardly worth the bus trip out to the show in the first place.
And remember, that's in Canadian dollars, to boot. So, what's that, like a US$300 win after taxes or something?
Woo hoo.
I don't know, even if I won, I'd kind of still feel like a loser, lol.
The Sam Interview
This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio, and approved (and hopefully answered) by Sam.
Having nothing to do for a spare few minutes, I started thinking of what this weeks post should be about.
And then, like a flash of lightening- it hit me: Sam had done those interviews with crazy Canadian people (I think she said they were some wouldbe political powers), and then there is this other blogger who does interviews, and that I should try doing one.
So with idea in the works, I started wondering just who I could interview. I mean, who do we really want to know all about? Who is entertaining, and funny, and has a strangely excessive amount of free time on their hands to dedicate to answering equally strange questions.
Of course, SAM!
Now, with idea and person in mind, all I have to do is start asking questions. And I have a bunch of them. I should start with "Hey Sam, I have a few questions for you", but that would have ruined the surprise effect I am going for.
See, I have to have my posts ready by midnight on Wednesdays or she breaks out the whips and comes after me. Once I turn them in, never later than that 11:59 pm deadline, she sort of proof reads them and then puts 'em up.
No time to fake answers with a tactual plan like waiting until the last moment to give her the questions.
So without any further waiting:
1. What nanny would you most consider yourself to be like, Fran or Mary Poppins? And, why.
[Sam] I think I can be a bit of both depending on the situation: vain like Mary Poppins and annoying like Fran. Yes, I'm the worst of both worlds, lol. Actually, the kids seem to be cool with me and have never given me a headache other than the occasional pretending to have no homework bit. When done schoolwork, etc. we usually end up playing some video games for a bit or watching a little tv together. So, if I have to answer one or the other, I would be more like Fran as a "with it" nanny.
2. Is that really what you do?
[Sam] Yes, that's really what I do. That's about the only way I'd be able to maintain this blog the way I do, using my free time and off hours to catch up on my blog work. (okay, okay, I'm really a prostitute using the city library computer to maintain my blog during the day while I hook during the night)
3. Why so many potty related posts?
[Sam] Heh heh, you said "potty". I just think it's d*mn funny, partly because it's generally a taboo subject and partly because I've been inspired by such shows as Beavis & Butthead, The Simpsons, and South Park. And, although I do not have fecophilia, I certainly don't suffer from fecophobia.
4. Do Canadians really have photos of Americans hanging in their bedrooms? (Taken from a previous post way way back)
[Sam] I'm kissing my photos as we speak. *smmmmuck* *smmmmooch*
5. Five bloggers who you'd most like to spank?
[Sam] Oh, don't get me started - only 5? I'd gladly spank anyone who would like it. I think first person who needs a spanking is LILO for asking me these questions. And, married or not, I think the follow would like and/or deserve spankings: miceland (I could be wrong, but I just sense that he'd like that, lol), Difster (right after our lunch), jockeystreet (for giving me a hard time on the environmentalism/animal rights stuff, but he like GN'R, so he can't be all that bad *smiles*), blue state conservative (for giving me a hard time on the whole OTA thing, but it's all good now on this side anyhow *smiles*). The rest of you will have to line up.
6. Five bloggers who you'd most like to spank you?
[Sam] Let's start at the top of the ttlb list and work our way down. No, better yet, start at the bottom of the list and work our way up - I know how freaky some of those smaller bloggers can be, could be fun ;-)
7. If you weren't blogging, what would you be doing?
[Sam] I'd say picking my nose, but I can do that while I'm blogging, so... I'd have to say creating world peace.
8. If you came to visit one of your American blogging friends, and then your visa expired, and they (despite luvin' you) called INS and had you deported, would you still be buddies with them?
[Sam] Remind me to never visit LILO. Actually, I'd pull the same sh*t on anyone visiting me here, so ya, I'd still be buds.
9. Sexiest old man on the planet. (Because I have this thing for Sean Connery, and I am hoping that it's not weird and that other people like old people too, in that "omg he's sexy" kind of way.)
[Sam] Eeeewww, wrinkles. Lol, kidding, of course, but I'd have to say, I've never thought beyond John C. McGinley in terms of older celebs.
10. If you had to pick one, which would you pick?
Pamela Andersons body, 10 years ago
Condi Rice's power
Bill Gate's wife's spending account
or
Daniela Simidchieva's brain (reported IQ of 200)
[Sam] Considering my IQ is slightly above average (which is typical of anyone who's been to university, so that's nothing special really), I'm not going with brains as I already have them. I'm quite fine with my body, so not going with Anderson (besides everything of hers looks terrible to me from below the breasts and within the brain). The spending account would be nice, but couldn't imagine going home to THAT after my daily shopping trips. As for power, with power comes the responsibility of listening to buffoons from the media asking stupid questions, and often the same stupid questions repeatedly. Kudos to Rice, but if I had Condi's power, I would have to use it in other areas of life somehow (I'd prefer the Cleopatra kind of power, making everyone my slave in one way or another).
Well, that concludes my interview. Hopefully, Sam answered all the questions. I don't know yet, because I'm still writing this and haven't sent it to her yet, and so it's not posted for me to look at.
This post submitted by Lostinlimaohio
Linked to outside the beltway, quietly making noise, tmh's bacon bits
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The Sam Interview [by MacStansbury.org]
Alpha Flight
Article contributed by miceland
Who or what is Alpha Flight? Alpha Flight is a group of fictional characters created by the Marvel Comics Chris Claremont and John Byrne. The above is a great picture of them from Marvel Comics X-Men 121.
Pictured above starting on the top left is Aurora. She runs quickly.
Her brother is directly to her left. He also runs quickly. The two run so quickly they can essentially fly. They work as a team much of the time.
Between them and to the top of the illustration is Shaman. He basically uses a Native American type of magic to animate objects, heal people, control the weather, that sort of thing.
To Shaman's left is Sasquatch. He's big he's mean he's hairy. He's not a dumb as the Hulk, but not as smart as Beast.
Below him is Vindicator, I guess later on he is called Gaurdian. He is the leader of Alpha Flight. His powers come from the suit that he has designed.
To his left is Snowbird. She can fly outright and also transform into animals native to Canada. In X-Men 121 she transforms into a snow owl.
This is not always best power.
Not appearing in X-Men 121 but showing up in Alpha Flight #1 are Puck and Marina.
Puck is small, hairy and very athletic.
He employs a very wild fighting style which reminds me of Drunken Monkey martial arts style.
Marina is essentially a Mer-person. She can swim well and breathe underwater. She is actually an alien being.
Alpha flight like many other super groups had many different lineups and different incarnations. For me thought there is really only one, ok, maybe two different lineups that I read and enjoyed when I was a kid.
There is a great writeup on wikipedia on all the incarnations of this supergroup.
For more pictures and fan fun-osity Check out AlphaFlight.net
This article contributed by and better image sizes found at miceland
February 22, 2006
Hung Up
Speaking of William Hung, here's his website where some lucky ladies could win a date with the amazing lyricist.
There are also some really lame cartoons made with him singing.
You can even play some of his favourite online games.
Okay, I'm done creeping you out; and no, I'm not going to enter for a date with the dork.
D*mn Dolls
Or was that d*mned dollies?
Thanks to and baby makes 6 for this tidbit.
Here are some really cool damned dollies, but for some reason I don't think too many people will be giving those to their kids.
But, if you have a niece or nephew who gets on your nerves... lol.
I kind of like Lydia because she looks like a crack whore prostitute - she just needs some ripped up net stockings and a few needle bruises on her arms.
Stella might be one to give a naughty child to freak the cr*p out of them at night.
And, Olivia and Oliver are just too realistic for my liking.
The dolls kind of remind of the after effects of a Damn It Doll. I have a Damn It Doll that comes in useful when the computer just gets to be too much.
You can beat the tar out of it - much more fun than grasping a stress ball.
Related and Very Creepy: They're Alive
Odd Sites To Check Out
Saskboy sent me this article some time ago, and I've only just gotten to it now, so I apologise for that.
On TotallyStupid, I saw the link for VeggiePets a horrid pet food site where people go to get information on how to "ethically" mal-nourish their pet in the unnatural vegetarian way.
These sellers and buyers must be the same twerps who propose giving wild carnivores a lifetime supply of tofu rodents to survive on. Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Also on a food note, and just as stupid, but hey this time it's funny, is The Toast Shop. These British blokes at the Shop stole my idea though, since I'd sold toast on eBay several years ago to a couple happy customers.
Again from TotallyStupid.com is Stuff On My Cat where people submit pictures of their cats, with stuff on them.
Fortunately, these loving pet owners don't put heavy things on top of the cats, because that would be a bad idea. Well, it's arguable that anything on top of a cat is a bad idea, but who's to say where the line is drawn if kitty doesn't object?
This article contributed by Saskboy
Vietnam Destroying The Karaoke Scene?
It seems karaoke bars will no longer be able to sell alcohol in Vietnam.
They will also be forced to close their doors by midnight, according to a new campaign against 'social evils'.
Yes, I agree, karaoke is a social evil.
Actually, they claim the 'social evils' they are attempting to curb are prostitution and drug use.
And, I really think this strategy will work.
I mean, come on. Who in their right mind could karaoke without alcohol in their system?
I shamefully admit to being dragged out to a karaoke bar on a few occasions, but I swear I didn't sing.
I'm not a public singer and I certainly cannot stand those karaoke clubs.
Who was it who create karaoke in the first place?
I think we should hunt that person down and do unspeakable things to him/her, and I don't mean the fun, enjoyable unspeakable things, I mean the "correct an unjust" unspeakable things.
(by the way, you may be asking, why a picture of William Hung, my answer is because his singing is as good as karaoke)
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Got (Choco) Milk?
I have determined what the perfect food/drink is, and it's chocolate milk.
Believe it or not, chocolate milk has everything to sustain life.
It has ALL of the 5 basic food groups, and I'm am going to use my new revelation as an excuse to drink chocolate milk for the rest of my life.
1. it is a dairy product (duh)
2. it is a vegetable (well, the chocolate part comes from the cocoa plant, and veggies come from plants; therefore, it must be a veggie)
3. it is a meat product (well, the dairy part comes from cows, which is a meat product, so that's close enough, right?)
4. it is a grain product (cows eat grains, so....)
5. it is a fruit (guess what also eats fruit, that's right, it's cattle)
So, there you have it. Chocolate milk is a daily source of all essential food groups.
But, somehow I don't think Hal and Joanne would be happy about my new found awareness.
February 21, 2006
Support Anti-Terrorism
Do your part to support anti-terrorism.
For all those couch potato soldiers out there, here's a link to several drinking games that you can play as your way of supporting the troops.
I'll be doing my part, will you do yours?
Although it's a little complicated, especially when alcohol is involved, I kind of like the Collateral Damage game.
MuchMusic VJ Search
Oh no, not a new reality show.
And, it gets worse, it's Canadian made, which means low budget and cr*ptactular: it's called the MuchMusic VJ Search.
Apparently, MuchMusic (Canada's version of MTV) is holding a reality series for 10 contestants who would like to become the next VJ for the music video channel.
For those unaware, a VJ is a video jockey - or in other words, some young twit who like, yammers on about pop culture and like, about who's dating who, and who's like, so hot and like, so cool.
Like, oh my gosh.
Let's just say I'll be ignoring those channels for the next 10 weeks or so.
(not that I don't already)
McDonald's Does It Again
A north american patriot links to an article on three separate lawsuits against McDonalds, and she adds that the real surprise would be if the fries actually contained potato.
I have to agree.
Geesh, just talking about McD's fries is giving me that after-taste as we speak, and I haven't eaten their fries in about a year.
*shudder*
Here's the news on the lawsuits.
I just wonder when the "bigger" people of society are going to come out suing as the restaurant chain also announced that they have more trans fat than they originally admitted to having in their fries.
Ya, you suffered weight gain and a heart attack because they were wrong about how much trans fat was in the fries and not because you ate greasy fries in the first place.
(I'm certainly not innocent in that as I eat greasy fries on occasion, but at least I won't be suing anyone about it)
PERV's Unite
Hello All, it's time again for another PERV meeting, so let's get right down to it.
Foremost, we must spread the lie, I - I mean truth that PERV does not condone violent acts.
Recently, your humble president was confronted by some local vegetarians for inadvertently having a few mushrooms in my shopping basket at the local Joe's Vegetorium Grocers. At the time, I swore to them that I was not planning on violently chopping them up and frying them with a nice juicy steak, and I maintain my stance regardless of how mouth watering the idea of mushrooms on steak is.
I believe the act was one of sabotage, so please ignore the newspaper headlines that say I was caught at a veggie market attempting to purchase those yummy things, I mean, poor, innocent veggies. No, I believe that someone at Joe's Vegetorium is attempting to put a negative light on PERV, and we must do something drastic to stop this.
Further, someone brutally attack me that night by leaving a severed broccoli head on my doorstep.
It was a frightening experience.
To counter these attacks, I suggest the following.
As our goal is to ignore the welfare of all people and fellow members of society, and to instead focus on protecting the poor, innocent flora, I think we should donate to the vegetable right's terrorist group, Alfalfa.
We have already set up an account for $42,000 to go to this firebombing organisation.
On another note, we have come up with a new strategy for our rebels on the front lines, defending those poor, innocent veggies.
Much like an animal right's group did in 1999 to medical researchers and fur farms, we will send letters booby-trapped with razor blades to horticulturalists. Our hope is that they will be scared out of their careers.
Their fear will be nothing compared to the fear that those poor, defenseless plants feel daily.
On a final note, we thank you all who support PERV regularly. And, to anyone who would like to become a PERV, please sign up in the comment section below.
Save the Veggies before They are Eaten!
VIVA LA PERV!
Meeting adjourned.
(of course, this is a PETA parody article, so don't be a razor blade idiot)
(image courtesy of Diane's Stuff)
(for previous PERV articles: click here)
Linked to Conservative Cat (who's looking for some funny stuff), Don Surber (who's having a best posts of the day contest), Blue Star Chronicles (who's aggravated with the aesthetics of blogging - aren't we all), third world county (who's looking for good articles pissed at Kerry)
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The PERV Report [by Blue Star Chronicles]
Easy Taggy Thingy
I'm just a girl is holding my teddy bear hostage if I don't do this tag thing, so I'll do it.
Okay okay, she's not holding any teddy bear of mine hostage... Lovsy is safe right here beside me, aren't you Wovsy, my wittow beawy-poo.
Alright, I'm off that insane bit - don't know what happened there - and will now explain the tag.
List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re any good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they’re listening to.
I'm sure I've done this one at least once before, but some things have changed since then. I'll list the artist and title, and also whether I'm listening to just the one song or the whole album.
My 7 Songs Presently Are:
Will Smith's "Switch" (rest of album stinks)
AC/DC: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (whole album)
AC/DC: "Stiff Upper Lip" (whole album)
Velvet Revolver: "Fall to Pieces" (whole album