The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsBeastiality And Young Love
Love is in the air,
From Sudan to New Delhi.
In Sudan, beastiality could end in marriage for you.
A man who was caught in a loving, tender moment with a goat has been forced to marry the creature.
Well, that's one way to make him pay for his crime.
The goat owner caught the man rocking the goat's world, so he captured the man and brought him to the elders who ordered the man to take the goat as his wife and pay the owner a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars.
The owner of the goat stated,
"we have given him the goat, and as far as we know, they are still together."Ahhh, love.
And, in New Delhi, people will do anything to get in the news as a 7 year old girl has been forced to take a dog as her husband.
The marriage for the girl is expected to ward off the 'evil eye' for her and her family after the girl's upper teeth appeared before her lower teeth - believed to be a bad omen in their culture. But, she will one day be able to marry a real man when she grows up.
The marriage was part of a three day ceremony with festivities.
Thinking about it, this couldn't just be an excuse for a party, now could it?
I just wonder how many little girls in New Delhi have a dog for a hubby. I mean, there's got to be an awful lot of kids who have their upper teeth grow in first.
So, does that mean boys have to marry a female dog? If so, it suggests that they are stuck with a bitch long before most guys are.
Ya, that's right, I just burned my own gender. Bite me.
Comments
Does the man have to pay alimony if he divorces his goat?
Posted by: TerritorialMale | February 28, 2006 04:38 AM
Did the goat's four older brothers turn up at the man's house and threaten to break his knees if he didn't marry their sister?
Posted by: Eoin | February 28, 2006 04:54 AM
The girl is from Dhanbad (some rural city in east india...these kind of supersticions are not uncommon there). This happening in Delhi is just as likely as someone from London marrying a Horse because hair grew out of his ass. Wait...i'm not sure that already hasn't happened....
Posted by: LovePanda | February 28, 2006 05:00 AM
Was it at least a good looking goat? Can he take out a life insurance policy on his new bride and then eat her? Will they be having kids?
All I know for sure is that this is one more reason to abstain from pre-marital sex. He really should have courted the goat first.
Posted by: Jerry | February 28, 2006 06:49 AM
Bestiality, repressed sexual urges, superstition, tribal behavior, is not the world such an advanced place.
I just hope the dog does not consider the girl his bitch, because that is rude, and I hope the guy and goat have many wonderful kids.
Posted by: Ole Blue | February 28, 2006 09:40 AM
Do they plan to have kids?
Posted by: spacemonkey | February 28, 2006 10:08 AM
Goats are evil.
"it suggests that they are stuck with a bitch long before most guys are." LOL That's funny; I don't care who ya are. :-)
Posted by: DragonLady | February 28, 2006 03:33 PM