The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Sometimes you're just too tired to keep it up.

I think it's harder to keep up with blogging :)

Thanks for visiting my site - yes, I'll blogroll swap, I mean exchange.

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So that's what happened to my blog. The "honeymoon" period is over. The quality drops, but it starts to cost more money somehow.

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WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A PENIS
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It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
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In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
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It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.
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It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.
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If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
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It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
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We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
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If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
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It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
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Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.
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Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.
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Some folks have it, some don't.
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Sam, anytime you want to go to that club just let me know. Here's what one woman I met there had to say about it when I asked about adapting to the lifestyle:

J: How long after your first party did it take you to adapt?

Jackee: By about the 8th guy -- that night. Of course I didn't learn until the next day that I really needed to take some extra lubrication along. I couldn't walk right for about a week afterwards.

February 22, 1996

You are saying all the right things that make it sound like this club is your natural element --just like Jackee.

I wonder if it would help if I wore my French maid costume while writing?

Amen!!!!

Hmmm... one more reason to visit Canada again.

Blogging is like sex? Either you don't know how to bonk or I don't know how to blog.