The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsCybersex Anonymous
Addicted to Internet sex and sexuality?
Apparently, this is an issue for many people, men and women alike.
Cybersex, according to this one article at least, is considered to be anything that encompasses
"online photos, audio, video, live sexual acts on request, and exchanging sexual fantasies in chat rooms".And, about 6% of the male, North American horn dogs spend up to 9 hours a day participating in this stuff.
Ya, ya, I hear you shouting, "I'm innocent, I tells ya".
LIAR!
(heh heh)
According to an addictions therapist, the reason cybersex is apparently so popular is because it is easier to hide than pornographic mags and videos.
And, they say that 40% of all users are women.
Ya, I'm innocent too, I tells ya.
So, wait a minute. If you're all spending 9 hours a day participating in cybersex, and you're here reading my articles, how much time are you spending online?
Do you even go to the bathroom or are you at the adult diaper phase of your life so that you can avoid getting up from the computer?
Hmmm... now that's an idea.
Warning: funny, but some explicit content. Viewer discretion is advised.
Here's a funny cybersex joke, conversation style.
Comments
You forgot one possibility: perhaps some of your readers consider perusing your blog to be cybersex.
I'm innocent, I tells ya!!!
Posted by: Jeff H | February 6, 2006 12:51 PM
Aw, c'mon, it's fun! lol
Actually, I posted a bunch of little blurbs about enhancing your cybersex pleasure on Friday. They're good for a few giggles.
Oh, and I loved the 'toons. :p
Posted by: Celti | February 6, 2006 07:02 PM
Nine hours a day? Don't people work?
Posted by: Neil | February 6, 2006 09:31 PM
Very intresting. Anyone in for cybersex? Just kidding.
I'm innocent i tell's ya!
Posted by: Mr intrested | August 13, 2006 02:03 PM