The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsGive Them Some Credit
Oh joy, oh bliss. Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
I received my first Starbucks Visa application form.
That's right, Starbucks has, for some reason, teamed up with Visa to bring us credit cards.
Why?
Not to suck more money out of my already broke a$$.
No, it couldn't be that.
So, looking at this thing, it seems that I could get a whopping 1% back in something called Duetto Dollars (Starbucks account) for every purchase that I make with the card.
I'm sure that would be all well and good if I even visited Upchucks, I mean Starbucks.
Plus, you get another 3% back every time you reload your Duetto account.
Wow, so does that mean that by the time I'm 50, I will actually get a FREE cup a'joe?
Lucky, lucky me.
That's right, I can't stand that rip off, jip joint called Starbucks.
Frickin' $100 for a small-arse cup of coffee. Or, does Upchucks call their small a minutto or teenicafe, or some cr*p?
What malarky.
I'm off to Timmay's (Tim Hortons).
Comments
And then they expect you to tip the doofus that pushed the button that made your coffee come out of the litte spouty thing.
Posted by: Mark B. | February 20, 2006 03:07 PM
I can honestly claim that I've NEVER been to a Starbucks! I actually know how to make my own coffee...
Posted by: Butch | February 20, 2006 05:20 PM