The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsGot (Choco) Milk?
I have determined what the perfect food/drink is, and it's chocolate milk.
Believe it or not, chocolate milk has everything to sustain life.
It has ALL of the 5 basic food groups, and I'm am going to use my new revelation as an excuse to drink chocolate milk for the rest of my life.
1. it is a dairy product (duh)
2. it is a vegetable (well, the chocolate part comes from the cocoa plant, and veggies come from plants; therefore, it must be a veggie)
3. it is a meat product (well, the dairy part comes from cows, which is a meat product, so that's close enough, right?)
4. it is a grain product (cows eat grains, so....)
5. it is a fruit (guess what also eats fruit, that's right, it's cattle)
So, there you have it. Chocolate milk is a daily source of all essential food groups.
But, somehow I don't think Hal and Joanne would be happy about my new found awareness.
Comments
I would beg to differ, as Strawberry Milk would go one better on your list of food groups.
Mike G.
Posted by: Mike G. | February 22, 2006 12:15 AM
Chocomel is the Dutch best-selling brand of canned chocolate milk and is the national alternative to Heineken. It's served chilled as a soft drink, or heated and topped with slagroom, aka whipped cream.
We've even managed to infiltrate the UK with it... it's the Netherlands equivalent of WMD.
I don't drink it much because I don't like heat-treated milk, but the Dutch dikes would collapse without it.
Posted by: Republic of Palau | February 22, 2006 04:02 AM
Never did domestic science / cookery at school so I never knew what "food groups" were. Then I saw a T-shirt which said:
The Five Food Groups of Rock'n'Roll
* Sugar
* Grease
* Alcohol
* Caffeine
* Nicotine
Now I understand.
Toodle-pip!
Posted by: Mark McLellan | February 22, 2006 06:03 AM
I love chocolate milk, I could definitely live on it :)
Posted by: Leesa | February 22, 2006 07:53 AM