The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

If you'll remember back to the year 2000, you'll recall Gore being a baby about the whole election and demanding recount after recount only to concede after it was clear that he was a loser.

Then, he seemed to have gained an awful lot of weight, which many speculated was a psychological result of his embarrassing behaviour throughout the campaign and his defeat.

Oh ya, and while we're reminiscing, let's not forget all the fun SNL made of Gore while he was VP of the US. Most of which portrayed Gore as a Clinton backstabber vying for the presidency.

Funny stuff.

And, there's always the embarrassing canoe moment when Gore had 4 billion gallons of water worth approximately $7.1 million so that he could get a good photo op rowing down the Connecticut River.

Lol, all for the sake of "environmentalism".

Okay, okay, must stop laughing and get back to the present day where he inserts his Gore-league (not bush-league) antics in Canada.

The dumbarse, without any knowledge of Canadian political rules mind you, attempts to spew his propaganda by saying that the Tories up here won a minority government as a result of oil financial backing.

Anyone who knows anything about our politics, knows for certain that this is impossible with our laws only allowing $1000 worth of corporate donations to elections.

Keep your nose out of our business, f*cktard.

Seriously, every time this dweeb has a microphone in front of him, he blurts out something completely illogical.

The only thing that concerns me is that you people in the US actually had THAT as second in line for the presidency at one time.

*shudder*

Oh ya, and how much esteem did Gore receive for being in the military? For being a sheltered journalist who may have gotten privilege because of daddy, mind you, but hey. One photographer even stated that Gore was so protected in the war that he could have been wearing a tuxedo.

And, of course, there's the fact that Gore did, in fact, invent the internet.

Whether he said it that way or not, it sure implies such a thing when he stated, "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the internet."

We should all be grateful, really.

Nutjob.

And, Gore has taken many stands on global warming and all that environmental jazz. Yay, good to care about such things, but only if they are based in reality and not misinformation.

Gore states,

"there are many who still do not believe that global warming is a problem at all. And it's no wonder: because they are the targets of a massive and well-organized campaign of disinformation lavishly funded by polluters who are determined to prevent any action to reduce the greenhouse gas emissions that cause global warming...."

He may or may not have also stated, oh, and by the way, I was taken aboard an alien mothership and probed night and day for weeks on end. It was delightful.

May or may not have said that :-D

Sad fact is that he might likely run for presidency in 2008. On a positive note, he's such a f*cknut that he probably won't win.

So, there you have it. Gore, the Gore-gantuan moron.

Now, can Stray Dog Found go into the next month as reigning champion?

More on the moron:

Snopes discusses the internet incident.
Stupid Gore Quotes
Al Gore jokes
A Clinton-Gore fishing trip to remember.
Al Gore's Clipper project.
If Al Gore were president right now, this would be his note at the UN meeting.
Gore Galore (many of the links are inactive).

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