The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Moron Revealed #21

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Moron of the Week - 21 - Alec Baldwin Congratulations goes to John from Holstein Grove for being the one to break Stray Dog Found's month long winning streak.

Of course, Holstein Grove won the title for knowing that Alec Baldwin is, indeed, a moron.

So, what can I say about a moron who's already stuck his foot in his mouth on several occasions?

Of course, most recently, we know Baldwin for having stuck his foot in his mouth over calling US Vice President Dick Cheney a terrorist:

"Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately."

Cripes, here's another moonbat making terrorism look good.

I mean, if Cheney's a "terrorist" for fighting AGAINST the enemy and protecting US citizens, then terrorism can't be all that bad, can it?

But, Baldwin did make an apology for the comment - as backhanded as it was. He apologised, but added insults (true, again, to moonbat style) calling Cheney a lying, thieving Oil Whore, a murderer of the US Constitution, and the worst VP in US history.

Such diplomacy and maturity from a possible future politician.

Yes, that's right, Baldwin is considering retiring one day from the celebrity bustle and entering the world of politics.

Man, it's good to be Canadian.

I don't have to deal with dumbarses like him up here (well, the tree-hugging hippies are all around us, but at least they aren't infesting the political system in any significant way).

And, Baldwin goes on to say that the US was "at peace under Clinton" and that "things seemed pretty good". Sure things were good and seemed peaceful - because you were ignoring the realities going on around you.

Like, for instance, ignoring the massive Rwandan genocide, the North Korean nuclear weapon threats (with only flimsy Accords on Clinton's part), and of course, the threats of Saddam Hussein and the impending terrorist attacks by Al Qaeda on American embassies and the USS Cole.

Yup, there was peace during the Clinton era alright. And now, the Republicans are cleaning up the mess left behind by that "peace".

Perhaps Baldwin should just go back to the good ol' days of narrating Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends.

He's about as loopy as The Cat in the Hat that he acted in.

Oh yes, and he is noted as being one of the most frequent hosts of the Saturday Night Live show.

No wonder that show's gone down the tubes over the years.

And, Baldwin suffers as a man in his relations with his ex-wife, Kim Basinger. He has been accused of being abusive throughout the marriage and there were further allegations that he has an anger management problem.

I guess an example of his aggressive foot-in-mouth can be found in his past discussion on Late Night with Conan O'Brien where Baldwin said about the Clinton impeachment case,

"if we were in another country, ... We would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and we’d kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families."

I suppose the only reason Baldwin was able to keep his career after that offensive display was because he's a moonbat. You see, whereas moonbats protest and freak out about such things, more civil, level-headed people out there leave it go as a lunatic commentary not worthy of acknowledging.

It's better to ignore a moonbat, then to freak out and become one of them.

(Or, just make fun of them like I do).

So, after the custody battle for his kids, Baldwin has decided to write a book on the whole thing. No kidding. Doesn't everyone have at least one book out there by now?

His goal for the book is to tackle the "dysfunctional" custody laws in California. At the same time, he refuses to share specific details of his own custody case because he was instructed

"not to discuss that with the press. I'm in the middle of making a deal to write a book about it."

Here, let me interpret, the knob is just trying to profit from his experience by using his celebrity status to push his book rather than use the book to bring about awareness and potential change from the experience.

How hypocritical of a man who has said that

"the Reagan era taught more and more Americans to worry about themselves, and let "the market" take care of everybody else."

Sounds to me more like the dweeb is jealous of anyone with greater power and knowledge than him.

So, Baldwin, when you moving to France again, or... anywhere, but Canada?

F.A.G.

Oh ya, and did I mention he's a PETA dork?

All I have to say is, mmmmm... chicken.

Comments

WOW! I would have thought Stephen would have beent the moronic Baldwin. No real reason for that thought. Just an assumption.

Goes to show what assumptions do!

Posted by: USELESS MAN | February 24, 2006 04:55 AM

He sure did put on weight. Remember "The Hunt for Red October?"

Posted by: Dave D | February 24, 2006 06:37 AM

I have to start guessing again. This is two weeks in a row I thought of the answer and never guessed. Watch, now I'll be wrong.

Ho hum.

Unfortunately, I have to listen to Alec's voice at least once a day. He narrates some of the Thomas the Tank Engine's DVDs and that happens to currently be my little ones fave.

Posted by: Maidink | February 24, 2006 07:45 AM

That was a picture of Alec Baldwin? What, is he starring in the George Soros story now?

Alec Baldwin should never have gone near Thomas the Tank Engine. He deserves a special place in hell just for giving Gordon a "duhhh retard" voice.

Posted by: Dave in Pgh. | February 24, 2006 10:44 AM

This is my first trip-over of your blog. Enjoyed the read. I heard the echo of your blog comment in what GWB said today ... the status quo doesn't get it. I don't agree with GWB on everything ... but I give him credit for being willing to put his marbles on the table regardless of which way the political wind is blowing. Regards -

Posted by: Well_Seasoned | February 24, 2006 12:49 PM

Ya know, I never play cos alla "those people" look and sound alike to me...

It's the hive mind in The Mother Ship (out in orbit around Uranus, no doubt) wiping out all individual characteristics on the way to creating the perfect podpeople...

Posted by: David | February 24, 2006 01:54 PM

I wonder if Alex Boy has ever bothered to READ the Constitution?

"the worst Vice President in US history? "

By what measure pray tell? For the most part the VP does Nothing.

"The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no vote, unless they be equally divided. "

That's it the total of his duties and anyone ever think Cheney is going to be called on to break a Tie in THIS Senate?

Texas Jack Garner a former Speaker of the House once said.

"taking the vice presidency was "the worst damn fool mistake I ever made"

Garner is most noted for saying the vice presidency wasn't worth "a warm bucket of spit," although reporters allegedly changed the spelling of the last word for print.

Hmm I just wonder if spit was the word he used before or after the editing?

Posted by: Dan Kauffman | February 24, 2006 03:00 PM

Heh, PETA dork. Is that like Peta bread, only more tasteless?

This is an oh so great Baldwin resource, to be cherished. Great job!

Posted by: The MaryHunter | February 24, 2006 03:07 PM

From that chicken video

"beyond your worst nightmares..."

uhm - Rwandan genocide, as you mentioned, terroritsts having nukes or biological or nerve agents, the holocaust. His criteria for worst nightmares seems a bit off.

Also, Baldwin seems a bit fleshy to be a vegetarian.

Darn, if it's too late to go out for a chicken sandwich.

Posted by: Mark | February 25, 2006 09:57 PM

For my vote, Baldwin is top pick for moron of the year, maybe moron of the past decade. I can't watch him anymore... pity, used to like his movies...

Posted by: Dave | February 26, 2006 05:05 PM

I love the fact that you used the word ARSE instead of ASS.

Arse is a much better word than ass because ass is not a swear word. Ass is a word used by Americans because were not allowed to use arse on tv or radio.

Arse sounds distinguished as well for some reason, like its a swear word for upper class people.

Posted by: Loweded Wookie | February 26, 2006 07:53 PM