The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

This gives a whole new meaning to pencil dick.

It seems a man, Zeljko Tupic, required some emergency surgery recently after shoving a pencil into his penis.

His reasoning was that he hoped to keep his penis stiff during sex.

I guess Viagra just didn't cut it for the guy.

Actually, apparently, the guy didn't even know about things like Viagra.

He told doctors that he was preparing for a night with a new partner and since he suffered from erectile disfunctions in the past, he thought he'd try the pencil trick.

The goof even tried it out with his partner, but their sex session was cut short as the pencil became lodged in the guy's bladder.

Funniest thing about this story to me is that the guy's name is Tupic, which sounds a lot like toothpick to me.

Perhaps he would have been better off trying that experiment out with a toothpick instead of a pencil afterall.

All in all, I wouldn't doubt if the guy receives the nickname Zeljko "the pencil dick" Tupic.

I guess they should just be glad they didn't get a sliver with all that friction.