The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsTop 10 Terms For Being Short Of Something
You know those terms you say when you're almost done something or are so close to completing a project or to winning something. Well, I've created my own set that may be usable or may be retarded. Either way, here they are...
Oh man, I was so close that I was...
1. One moonbat short of a peace rally.
2. One f*cknut away from a terrorist attack.
3. A few threatening letters short of being an animal right's group.
4. A few shady dealings short of a political win.
5. One moss tampon short of an environmental protest.
6. A few cages short of a puppy mill.
7. One exposed sex tape short of being famous.
8. A few third world workers short of a sweat shop.
9. One tossed cigarette short of a forest fire.
10. One nutty religious extremist short of a holy war.
Comments
I like "One moonbat short of a peace rally" and "One moss tampon short of an environmental protest" best.
There are such things as a moss tampons?
Posted by: Amigo | February 3, 2006 01:32 PM
He was one whack short of getting a clue.
... one nut short of a bridge mix.
... one Red Bull short of sentient.
... one scoop short of a sundae.
... one thong short of a sex change.
Posted by: Night Writer | February 3, 2006 03:22 PM
Hah.."One moss tampon short of an environmental protest"
That is the funniest.
I am going to have to work that one into a conversation tommorow.
Posted by: bleedingbrain | February 3, 2006 06:32 PM