The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

After writing the previous Cybersex Anonymous article, I have decided to create a list of top 10 ways of knowing you're addicted to cybersex:

1. Cybersex is a problem when you get aroused everytime you walk through the electronic section of your favourite department store.

2. Cybersex is an issue when you have to switch to dating your left hand because your right hand got tired.

3. It's a problem when you start believing you are actually talking to who you think you're talking to, and that they are really blonde haired, blue eyed, athletic types.

4. It's a problem when you remember your Screen Name faster than your real name.

5. It's an issue when you shut off the monitor screen and feel as disheartened as if you'd just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. Cybersex is a problem when you think you are bleary eyed from looking at the screen too long, but it's really that you've fogged up your monitor.

7. It's a problem if you call into work about your carpal tunnel syndrome, but spend the day off sitting at the computer typing your steamy thoughts to some stranger.

8. Cybersex is a problem if you prefer it over dating because you don't have to bathe, dress, or smell good.

9. Cybersex is a problem if you consider your computer virus to be an STD. Then, you go visit your doctor about the problem.

10. Cybersex is a problem if you have personal emergency room stories about you and the inappropriate place you put your mouse.