The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsWeird Realtor Names
Now there's a realtor's name you could believe in... Gay Horney may just give you what you want.
I've wondered this for some time now - why don't realtors create names for themselves much like Hollywood celebrities do?
I mean, wouldn't you more likely go visit a realtor named Bea Bigseller, Seymour Cash, or Mike Ondoseller.
Or, perhaps they can have cool nicknames to promote themselves with, such as John "The Closer" Smith or Jane "Seal The Deal" Smith.
Mine are alright, you got any better ideas?
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Marilyn Mansion and that's all I've got. LOL Suffering brain damage from the door I think.
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February 7, 2006 05:25 PM
lol, Diane, still good for one who's senses have been temporarily knocked out. Hopefully that goose egg goes away for you soon.
Diane "The Knockout" Closer
Posted by: Sam | February 7, 2006 05:37 PM
I notice she works for "Long and Foster" - somehow, that seems strangely appropriate...
Posted by: The Random Yak | February 7, 2006 08:06 PM
How about Seymour Cache?
Ewell Savelot?
Or, how about BAD names for realtors?
Ben Dover
Willie Eversellit
These names copyright by the realty firm of Twistarm & Hardsell. All rights reserved.
Posted by: The Family Man | February 7, 2006 09:12 PM
"...why don't realtors create names for themselves much like Hollywood celebrities do?"
Some do, actually. Indeed, down here in the U.S., there are swarms of "realtors" who don't actually walk and talk: they're just "desk names," which are used and reused by successive sub-agents hired by the broker who owns the realty business.
The same applies to the recruitment business. If you do business with the same recruiter for long enough, you'll notice a change in the voice of the person who answers "Jane Smith's" phone. When I was in a hiring position, I once had the pleasure of participating in the following conversation:
Deep Basso Voice: "Smith Career Placements."
Fran: "Uh, hello, may I speak to Jane Smith please?"
Deep Basso Voice: "Speaking."
No kidding, sports fans.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto | February 8, 2006 03:30 AM
I always have to stifle a laugh when I walk by one cube at work. The guy's name is prominently displayed on the wall of his cube...
Dick Pfister.
You just know his childhood had to suck royally.
Posted by: Nick | February 8, 2006 09:59 AM