The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Okay, I hope I got your attention. This is very, VERY important information.

It has been reported that some foods can do wonders to control bad breath - something that mints and gum can only relieve temporarily, if at all.

First, consider crunchy fruits and vegetables such as apples, carrots and celery.

Also, reach for some naturally sweet foods, such as berries, citrus fruits, melons and other foods rich in vitamin C.

Experts said those foods create an environment that bacteria don't like.

So, I wonder, does that mean people with stinky breath are unhealthy?

I mean, if we require fruits and veggies to be healthy and require the same to cure bad breath, does that mean that anyone with offensive breath isn't eating their fruits and veggies?

Just a ponderance.

Either way, as a PERV, I am appalled by this newfound information, but even more appalled by bad breath.