The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsBillionaires' Fugly Club
Can anyone explain to me why the billionaire's club is such an ugly one?
Combined worth, $2.6 trillion - Combined attractiveness, 0.
But ladies, if you're looking for wealth over anything else, here's the bachelor's slideshow.
I think there's like one or two Bachelorettes in the lot, so good luck fighting over them fellas.
Well... there is always Oprah.
*shudder*
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Comments
The lotto over here jackpoted to 36 million dollars recently.
As I sat chatting with the publican and a friend in the bar, the publican noted that,
"Thirty six million dollars would make you a very handsome man Peemil."
At the end of the day, most women will open their legs for a full wallet and a bottomless credit card.
Those fellas don't need looks.
Posted by: peemil | March 10, 2006 02:19 PM
peemil - but, that doesn't answer my question. Why, oh why, can't they have both? Is it like some deal with the devil, you can only have one or the other?
Posted by: Sam | March 10, 2006 03:21 PM
Well I am sure their mistresses are far less fugly... now there is photo spread I would like to see.
Posted by: Crackpot Press | March 10, 2006 07:27 PM
I think it's less to do with a deal with the deveil- And more about rotting from the inside out.
Posted by: peemil | March 10, 2006 09:12 PM
Even I would marry Mr Gates...
Disclaimer: I am not or ever will be gay but the thought of having that much money to spend on computers and food is tempting to whore me out...
Posted by: Butch | March 12, 2006 05:47 PM