The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsDeath By Toilet Paper
No, this is not about someone who got a little over rambunctious with the TP at their last "sitting".
This is about a man who allegedly killed his roommate in a dispute over toilet paper.
A Florida man took a sledgehammer and claw hammer to his roommate and left the guy nearly unidentifiable after an argument about a lack of toilet paper in the house.
Ya, I've been about that mad, too, when I'm stuck on the can and there's no toilet paper within reach.
Okay, maybe not THAT mad, but you get the point.
The alleged killer denied the incident at first, but confessed after questioning.
I don't know, but I sense that there may be more to the issue than mere TP. Like, perhaps, a major chemical imbalance in the dumbnut's brain or something.
A fight over TP is one thing, but a death?
Spend a frickin' buck, buddy, and get your own TP if it bugs you that much
Or better yet, MOVE, you f*cknut.
Brother, could you spare a roll?
