The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsGiant Colon Attacks Major US Cities!
Speaking of all things anal, a bit of news has plopped out recently.
Various cities in the US, including Pittsburgh, PA, Albuquerque, NM, Columbus, OH, and Baltimore, MD, will be hosting a 20 foot long, 8 foot high Super Colon as a display for National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month (NCRCAM).
That's right, you can now act out being the human turd that you are by walking through the giant display.
Okay, you may not be a turd, but I'd make a good candidate.
Actually, you know what would be really fun is if we lined up all the celebrity moonbats and celebrity PETA-pushers and had them all walk through the colon.
I'd be on the other end laughing, cheering, and making "bloop" "plop" "phfffttt" noises as we see Michael Moore, Pamela Anderson, and other wackos get pooped out.
No offense to anyone suffering the disease, but watching that would be enough pain to give anyone rectal cancer.
Here is a video excerpt showing the colon tube from the Prevent Cancer website.
While there, you can support the cause by purchasing a Buddy Bracelet. Ya, they're just those stupid cheap rubber things that everyone's selling these days for some stupid reason, but apparently this one's for a cause.
Comments
Isn't Micheal Moore a bit to big of an ass to be pushed out of one?
Posted by: L. | March 10, 2006 10:42 AM
My Top Ten Candidates
1) Colin Powell (just seems so obvious)
2) Nancy Pelosi
3) The guy who greenlit "Firewall"
4) Both Hannity AND Colmes.. with a big smootch at the end
5) Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy.. with a big smootch at the end
6) Matt Drudge
7) The guy who was REALLY responsible for sending the troops into Iraq... whoever it may be.. my guess is that it was the guy who runs the Hot Dog cart outside the White House.. who by the way has still not been fired.
8) Ken Lay and the Gang (remember they did bankrupt 1000's of families)
9) Grey Davis
10) While I am having a hard time with this one
Barry Bonds.
Posted by: Crackpot Press | March 10, 2006 12:48 PM
As a Pittsburgher blissfully unaware of this, allow me to add my educated, well thought out 2 cents:
"Ew."
Hopefully it'll help someone!
Posted by: Mark La Roi | March 11, 2006 12:30 PM
Test.
Posted by: jimmyb | March 12, 2006 01:55 PM
Hmmmmm.
I thought I left a comment about Columbus just letting in any old a**hole, but dissing the NRA and having them move their convention to another state...
Stoopid Columbus.
Posted by: jimmyb | March 12, 2006 01:57 PM